As requested by KS, for all you mumsnetters out there , from her own fair hands comes this.......
Do you know the song 'That's Entertainment' (not the Jam version, the old original one) anyway 'tis to the tune of 'That's Entertainment' as sung by Fred Astaire and co... for Marina and anyone else who knows the tune....
Everything that happens in life
Can happen on Mumsnet (sort of)
You can make 'em laugh
You can make 'em cry
Anything
Anything can go....
The thread where you ask if ds
Is ahead cos he's still only just
Nearly four
And he's studying law
That's entertainment!
There might be a fight if you say that GF
Is simply the best, that's just dicing with death
Then everyone holds their breath
When it's state versus private
It could all end in a riot
The post where you think it's the most
Crazy scene - do some people steal grapes?
It's obscene - still, all sizes, all shapes
That's entertainment!
The board can be floored by your naivety
You can't buy a Graco, you need an E3
You can't breastfeed up a tree
(Well, you can if you try hard,
And pretend that you're in Diehard)
The time we were all full of wrath
No we don't have a spare tablecloth
Lakeland rules! We are knick-knack-crazed fools!
Mumsnet's a stage!
The world is just Mumsnet-entertainment!