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Ah yes
I've drunk a lot of wine
And danced a fair few dances
I've wasted, well, a lot of time
And blown so many chances.
I've been carefree, lithe and tanned
Used language quite profane;
I've stayed up late
and schemed and planned
But now it's not the same...
Where is she gone, that girl I was
With pelvic floor intact?
She is no more
She's ceased to be
RIP in fact.
I seek adventure in my fridge
The biscuit tin's my lover
I dream of sleep and lying in
What joy
I am a muvva.