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A Tipperary man was stopped by a reporter coming out of an England V France Six Nations match.
“Were you supporting England?” asks the reporter.
“Oh, Jayz no,” replied the Tipperary man.
“But, why not? Isn’t it about time you took a more mature attitude?”
“Eight hundred years of oppression,” replies the Tipperary man.
“But,” asks the reporter, “is there no time when you could imagine supporting England?”
The Tipperary man thought for a second or two, and replies: “Well, maybe when they’re playing Kilkenny.”