I can’t keep up with commenting on everything at the current thread speed, sorry!
Nursie I’m sorry for your loss and that it has been so hard. I lost my dad in May and still have a little cry quite often, and I probably will for a long time. He was a lovely dad, and deserves to be missed, but it sure is hard 
Wolf, you’ve been amazingly productive, I read your post and then had a lie down 
I don’t even understand some of the chat about beauty products, much less do it 😂😂😂. I really should though as I am in my 40s and not getting enough sleep so not exactly looking my best. I hardly ever sometimes moisturise and put cream on the dark circles under my eyes but am never convinced it makes much difference. I use a bit of light formulation as I hate the pancake look but like the blotchiness evening out, and then a dot of blush. Occasionally mascara, though I sometimes forget and rub my eyes so tend not to do that much, and occasionally lip gloss /lipstick but most often just lip balm. I had a proper instruction before my wedding and did it all properly and it did look really good, I must admit, and still very natural... but I definitely don’t have that much time every day. And can’t remember what I learned now anyway!
Meadow both of my Dc have been more like yours, ie difficult to put down! They never minded me being in the actual shower for a short time as they liked the noise / watching the water, but everything else was/is pretty difficult. It does get better but then they can go through clingy /needy phases here and there again (as DD is doing now
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I just leave my hair to air dry anyway, even though it’s so thick it takes more than half the day to dry. On other days I just spritz it with water and fluff it up on the way out of the house in the morning. Makeup takes less than a minute. Literally. So a 2-min ‘beauty’ regime. That’s it. I really need to make more effort. Maybe I’ll head over to S&B for Beauty 101.
DS has been really agitated (and therefore difficult) for a couple of days but no one can work out why he’s upset. I really wish he could talk expressively . I am tired from recent work craziness and have a ferociously sore throat, so no doubt I’m coming down with something . A quiet evening is in order. DS is just having stories with DH now and then we’re having our hm meatballs and tomato pepper sauce. I’m starving.
Oh Curvy, not that junction no. If I’m following you right I’m in the other direction...