Friday 5th March press conference

[DeathAndTaxis]

What will this be about - does anyone happen to know?

Will be to confirm Monday,and to call nurses ungrateful,I imagine.

Isn't it just one of the regular thrice weekly ones? Matt Hancock's doing it so I imagine it'll be the usual waffle about numbers, followed by some questins.

Matt Hancock is leading it so probably vaccinations related?
Unlikely to be anything significant though, just one of their regular updates.

• Haven't we all done a good job with the vaccines
• Remember you still have to stick by the rules though
• Haven't we done a good job getting everybody back to school
• We reeeeeeeally appreciate the NHS but we can only afford 1%
• Blah blah blah

Aren't nurses great, maybe we could show our appreciation and clap for them? Public should ignore NHS staff as they're clearly only in the job for the money and should t complain. Oh, and further cuts are clearly necessary in a pandemic, because that's how they praise a successful vaccine rollout.

Thanks, you're probably all right - particularly Ridcully82 😄

Next slide please.

See you next tuesday time.