Tier 6 - is this a wind up?

[Shouldbeworkingnotreadingtalk]

Apparently if we get to Tier 6, we aren't even allowed to look out of the window.... is this likely do you think? ~or are my kids winding me up~

Just have a little think, maybe.

Tier 7 and you're not even allowed to leave your bedroom to poo.

Oh dear...

We’re allowed to look out of the window, just not allowed to open them .

It is true my Uncle's wife's best friends dog works for the government and told us all last week. They are actually going to glue our eyes shut

Tier 9 you're not allowed on the Internet

By tier 10 you will need a full hazmat suit to take out the bins.

Shit banter

Tier 11 and you will no longer be allowed to acquire food, and will have to resort to the Mars and Bounty Celebrations and that piece of stale sultana Madeira cake at the back of the cupboard...

We're stuffed then, DH has a private stash of slightly out of date Celebrations hidden in an old biscuit tin, and has almost worked his way through them .

Tier 7 you get Davina McCall outside your house and you vote someone out of your bubble

@TheresNothingIWantMore

Tier 9 you're not allowed on the Internet

In case it’s turned into a compter virus?

Tier 10 and they shut MN

The face masks are def helping prevent the spread of flu this year

Tear 11 and we are all issued with gas masks.

Actually ........ they'd be better than face masks 🤣

Boris is set to introduce Tier 43 by 2022

Wait for Tier 9 3/4, the magic will truly begin!

I remember when spoof threads were actually funny .

Thank you ladies and gents of my phone - you've actually made me pee my pants just a little bit with laughing ... Davina Mcall voting people out, the disappearance of MN, glueing eyelids shut, eating only chocolates, ALL of your responses very, very funny 😂....
but what if they actually were true??? ... seems fucked up I know, but in January 2020 who'd have thought we'd be on the cusp of government announcing a "Tier 5"?.... who bloody knows. I'm on the gin, and you lot are brilliant ... thank you. Mwah!