Rutland

[RutlandVasey]

This is a local county for local people. We have pitchforks and we have taped up our noses. Please don’t come in from the A47 or the 606 to go to Wilco and then have a pint and a scotch egg at Wetherspoons.

lighthearted although why we are in Tier 2 is beyond me as you can go through 3 different counties within the space of half a mile and they are still the same fields.

There was also a thread yesterday

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/coronavirus/4114537-Rutland

I guess the figures are low because serious cases are admitted to Leicester hospitals, and if deaths are recorded by place of death, the rates are low. And the hospital capacity isn't relevant as for these purposes it's non-existent.

I bet Admiral Hornblower is doing better than Captain Noel Newton!!

And what is the best way to sharpen a pitchfork?

Thanks, didn’t see this yesterday.

With a name like that, you must be a local. 👍

Not at present but yes, a belonger IYSWIM