You want positive predictions? I’ll do my best!
Schools will reopen and the testing system will be all ready to go, staffed by confident smiling parents who have volunteered, all newly medically certified and able to safely carry out the tests on children or supervise the children whilst they carry out the tests themselves.
The children will queue (SD of course) and one by one, have the test without fuss or fear. All parents will have consented, because who wouldn’t? This is a great idea! They’ll then be taken to socially distanced classrooms where a full body of healthy staff will entertain them whilst they await results.
Results will come in - they are all negative! And school will start.
Children will sit at their SD desks wearing masks and teachers will open the newly fixed windows, allowing air from outside to come in. The classrooms will be warm and the air will be a refreshing breeze...is it going too far to say the scent of the ocean will permeate the classrooms inspiring new ideas in all?
A days learning will happen, with a normal (for us) attendance figure of 98.5% of pupils present. Those off sick will be off with the normal seasonal flu or tummy bugs.
Children will stick to their bubbles walking home and staff will spend the evening creating wonderful resources for online - just incase - but they won’t be needed! And they will be thrilled that they are able to spend their free time in such a useful way.
Meanwhile the virus will see that schools are secure and it will think of where else it can spread instead. It will decide to only infect people in tax offices; finance roles and other office environments, so all of those people will continue to work from home.
Schools will be so safe in fact, that GP’s will be able to resume risk free wrap around care without any issues at all.
If a child does get the virus (which we all know is highly unlikely), they will inform the school who will see that due to SD, no one else is affected. The child probably caught the virus from their own GP’s who have been having parties of more than 6 people!! The child will obviously not have been able to spread the virus, so they will take 10 days off, or perhaps we’ll reduce it to 7 soon and the teachers will all send them that online work they’ve been creating in their spare time! Yay!
It will be wonderful...and even the school canteen food will also be vastly improved! Not sure why, but it will. 