I've just been catching up on Sky News with potential plans for after 2nd December because I am a non-essential retailer and would like possibly to make some sales before Christmas, mainly so my poor yacht owning landlord isn't deprived of our rent and by extension I don't end up in debt and legal crap, the thought of which frankly makes me come over slightly Guy Fawkes at the moment.....
Anyhoo, there was a lovely segment about a place that sells Christmas trees (and decorations) which are apparently deemed essential. I am trying to be generous spirited and thinking that the place probably is also a farm shop with other fresh produce, or some other perfectly legitimate reason for being open, but it has rankled just a tiny weeny bit.
DP has just asked me whether we have a QR code on display in our shop for when we open again, because apparently our local police force has deemed not having one a legitimate reason to report businesses for not fulfilling our virus obligations, and has put out a FB post actively encouraging people to do so, along with not taking contact details, which as a clothing and lifestyle orientated outlet, I understood was not a legal obligation.
So yes, it is beginning to feel pretty dystopian to me because as fast as I think I have done all the right things, it seems no, I am thick as two short planks and have been miserably failing and should flagellate myself immediately.
As for twice weekly testing and vaccine passports..... I look forward so much to challenging potential customers if it comes to pass to prove they are not unclean. Thinking of stocking little bells for people who aren't "worthy" for whatever reason.
And maybe if I can lay hands on incense that smells like Christmas tress or whatever I will also become "essential".
I swear to God I'm a whisker away from an actual nervous breakdown at the moment.
Ho bloody ho.