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Can you predict what’s the next three part slogan?

190 replies

nightmareneighbour · 11/10/2020 21:44

Prize for best guess!

I liked this one from another thread:

“No Friends No Family No Fun”

OP posts:
Ylvamoon · 12/10/2020 13:21

No Way Out!

REDLIPSTICKANDNAILS · 12/10/2020 13:43

Fuck This Shit

nancybotwinbloom · 12/10/2020 13:43

Just catch it

Can you predict what’s the next three part slogan?
Itsonlymakebelieve · 12/10/2020 15:51

Took my inspiration from the movies so not 3 words but hopefully snappy

“There’s no place like home”

It’ll be back

“What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate”

“It was Covid killed the beast“

“You’re going to need a bigger mask“

“Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy winter”

BadlydoneEmma · 12/10/2020 15:54

"It'll be back" :)

Oblomov20 · 12/10/2020 16:04

Eat
Sleep
Rave
Lockdown.
Repeat.

The80sweregreat · 12/10/2020 16:22

' a soft lockdown '

Inextremis · 12/10/2020 16:37

Moan. Sulk. Ignore.

The80sweregreat · 13/10/2020 16:16

Total balls up

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 13/10/2020 16:23

Keep Calm & Don't Love Your Neighbour

StrangeAddiction · 13/10/2020 16:40

World...Beating...Fuck up

We've...Fucked...Up

Don't...Follow...the Science

Urgh...Urgh...Urgh... (bumble bumble bumble Hmm)

Loving all the suggestions so far Grin

BadlydoneEmma · 13/10/2020 16:45

Hang In There

Ylvamoon · 13/10/2020 16:48

Sa they clearly went with images:

🤫 🦄 🤞

rosie39forever · 13/10/2020 16:51

Dereliction Of Duty

OutwiththeOutCrowd · 13/10/2020 17:10

Two legs good, numerous spiky appendages bad.

swg1 · 13/10/2020 17:19

Rocks Fall Everyone Dies

It's four words but still.

Mummydaydreams · 13/10/2020 20:52

Blame each other
Suppress your cough
Keep people worried
Cover your airways
Isolation is love
Shopping is family
Mingling is murder
Just go bankrupt
Cuddles cost lives
Teach children distance

BadlydoneEmma · 13/10/2020 20:55

Blimey daydreams!

Ooh ooh!

“Hugs are drugs”

Bollss · 13/10/2020 20:59

You put restrictions in, you take restrictions out, in out in out throw the blame all about. Do the lockdown hokey cokey and then U-turn around. That's what it's all about!!

Not a bozza classic I'll give you that but it's fairly accurate to their current strategy.

GrumblyMumblyisnotJumbly · 13/10/2020 21:51

After todays revelations I think they should go with:

Silence the science
or
Science shot to shit?

Whatelsecouldibecalled · 13/10/2020 23:56

I’m updating mine to:

No fun. No family. No future

TherapyClient · 14/10/2020 07:04

@MadameBlobby

Get Covid done
Grin
waltzingparrot · 14/10/2020 09:19

Bring Out Your dead

Mycatismadeofstringcheese · 14/10/2020 09:26

Follow the rules (unless you’re Dom)

Kazmerelda · 14/10/2020 09:37

@Hairydilemma

Stick at six... households shan’t mix... don’t be dicks
This is gold, it should be this!