Can you predict what’s the next three part slogan?

[nightmareneighbour]

Prize for best guess!

I liked this one from another thread:

“No Friends No Family No Fun”

Suck .it. up

Uh oh!
Oh no!
D'oh!

Five more years

I've namechanged but my new name "Badly Done Emma" is also my suggestion.

Generally Jane is there ahead of the rest of us.

(However, I do think that "Hands Knees and Bumpsadaisy" has real podium appeal)

or should it be

"Badly Done Boris"

@MadameBlobby

Get Covid done

Get Covid. Done!

Coat. Gloves. Hat
Be prepared for winter

Stay. Away. Pray
Stay home
Keep away
Pray.

Ventilation ventilation ventilation

They really need to make it clear it’s not all about washing hands but keeping spaces ventilated even when keeping distance

plus the politicians keep "ventilating" in the sense of wittering on as well so that works Reastie.

Hard cheese, plebs.

We are not in this together: Ask China!

😳🤨

Road to nowhere

£5,333,333.00 per word

Meanwhile, marketing agency MullenLowe was awarded a six-month contract worth £16m for a number of coronavirus advertising campaigns including the national “stay at home” message at the peak of the pandemic.

www.ft.com/content/f872960d-bb68-4b9b-a85b-be932bb62df7

Can see why they are paying them the big bucks, no one else could have ever come up with that!

Harding Helm = Help!

We Are Doomed

Tories Save Christmas

Let them eat gravy.

No plan. No clue. No hope.

We fucked up, stay homa, stop rona

Apparently for those in the arts, it’s Rethink, Reskill, Reboot:

twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1315576467418472450/photo/1

I was furious about that ad at first but it turns out it’s a year old and nothing to do with corona unemployment- it’s part of a campaign encouraging people in different jobs (others showed call centre workers and supermarket workers) to get into ‘cyber’.

Mordor looks fun

There is already another one - rethink, retrain, reboot. Aimed at people whose careers are now shot to shit. The advert is a poster of a ballet dancer and a caption that her next career is in IT or something. It's embarrassing.

Careers advice for the PM:

twitter.com/ShaunijeW/status/1315576625812180999/photo/1

pandamoniummm - see my post below. Ballet dancer pic is not a new campaign.

Please die quietly.