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Can you predict what’s the next three part slogan?

190 replies

nightmareneighbour · 11/10/2020 21:44

Prize for best guess!

I liked this one from another thread:

“No Friends No Family No Fun”

OP posts:
AntiHop · 11/10/2020 23:41

We Are Fucked

Longdistance · 11/10/2020 23:41

Shit. Shower. Shave?
Educate but don’t celebrate. Far and wide. Run for cover.

ElizabethG81 · 11/10/2020 23:42

You'll Kill Nan

ElizabethG81 · 11/10/2020 23:44

Dither and Delay

ElizabethG81 · 11/10/2020 23:44

Alas, we're fucked

Dancingalong · 11/10/2020 23:45

Home for Christmas

CherryPavlova · 11/10/2020 23:48

Corruption, control, croneyism

PumpkinsandAutumnLeaves · 11/10/2020 23:53

Catch the virus. We don't care. As as the money keeps flowing.

PumpkinsandAutumnLeaves · 11/10/2020 23:53

Ffs, as long as the money keeps flowing Hmm

Treesofwood · 12/10/2020 00:02

Mask your dog

Bargebill19 · 12/10/2020 00:05

Live. With. It.

Carry. On. Coughing.

UselessTrees · 12/10/2020 00:19

Tiers For Fears

monkeytennis97 · 12/10/2020 00:19

Keep schools open
Fuck the 'blob'

Bluewavescrashing · 12/10/2020 00:24

Teachers don't matter.

Choconuttolata · 12/10/2020 00:50

Neil Ferguson - Love thy neighbour

Dominic Cummings - Cumming on tour

Margaret Ferrier - Positive parliamentary passenger

Danny Kruger MP - no masks necessary

Parliamentary bar - Open all hours

NorthernChinchilla · 12/10/2020 03:08

Brexit. We're. Fucked

Whatelsecouldibecalled · 12/10/2020 03:17

Stay compliant. Don’t question. Believe our shit

JollyYellaHumberElla · 12/10/2020 03:26

Herd is The Word

(BJ with backing tune of Grease)

“I solve my problems and I see the light
We got a lovin' thing, we gotta feed it right
There ain't no danger we can go too far
We start believing now that we can be who we are
Herd is the word“

“Herd is the word, it's the word that you heard
It's got groove it's got meaning
Herd is the time, is the place, is the motion
Herd is the way we are feeling”

Etc

Monty27 · 12/10/2020 03:27

Oh yes we can. Oh no we can't. Maybe.

TokyoSushi · 12/10/2020 03:48

Fuck off home

But spend money

Don't have fun

TokyoSushi · 12/10/2020 03:48

Grim up North

CrunchyCarrot · 12/10/2020 04:21

One. Two. Three. It's Easy As.... No, wait...

LunaNorth · 12/10/2020 04:49

Don’t Go Viral

Overwhelmed222 · 12/10/2020 04:51

Dido Rules Okay

herecomesthsun · 12/10/2020 04:53

world beatingly shit

fund your cronies

oven ready mess-xit

school risk hush-up

test and disgrace