Erm, shielding & sex!

[anniversarywoes]

Possibly a subject for the sex topic but it's very much to do with covid so here goes!

Dh is currently living elsewhere, he is vulnerable to covid due to a health condition and recently has been quite poorly, so would be classed as extremely vulnerable at the moment but he is getting better.
I work in an environment where I'm potentially could be exposed daily to covid, it's a job where social distancing is almost impossible and I'm unable to wear ppe.
So we made the (hard!) decision for him to move in with family who are retired. He is able to wfh and I see him often for walks, coffee in the garden etc. It is shit but the alternative is way worse so we're dealing with it.

So, our dilemma, it's our wedding anniversary in a few weeks and we talked about having a walk in the countryside or drinks in the garden. Lame but we're obviously limited! Dh (after a few drinks!) asked if a 'hand job' would be safe and it got me thinking.,,, If there was no kissing and we wore masks (so attractive!) could we, erm, do what couples do on their anniversary?
I'm guessing not but I'm sad and I miss him

[MilesJuppIsMyBitch]

Dildos on long sticks?

[cathyandclare]



[Porridgeoat]

Reverse cowgirl

[cathyandclare]

That was a fail! A friend who works in sexual health said they're recommending the coronasutra!

[MilesJuppIsMyBitch]

That all looks excessively athletic

[VodselForDinner]

@MilesJuppIsMyBitch

Dildos on long sticks?

I just snorted.

[notevenat20]

The coronasutra is genius and makes me want to buy a new kitchen table!

[Estrellente]

Jeez.
It makes me need a lie down

[EasterIssland]

@cathyandclare

That was a fail! A friend who works in sexual health said they're recommending the coronasutra!

I wanna try that position at the bottom! I’m sure my husband would tell me to f-off :)

[anniversarywoes]

The coronasutra is definitely not happening in his grandparents garden in a gazebo!!!

[notevenat20]

@anniversarywoes

If you are really only worried about him and not you, then the safest thing really is to give him a blowjob (and swallow). You can wear a mask until just before and immediately after.

The health advantage is that you won't be breathing heavily. There is in fact no need for your face to be near his face at all.

[CaraDuneRedux]

I wanna try that position at the bottom! I’m sure my husband would tell me to f-off

If it's the one centre right, your DH would have to be an Olympic gymnast to get into that position in the first place .

(Mind you, if he was, think of the possibilities )

[anniversarywoes]

@CaraDuneRedux dh is in pretty good shape but not sure he's remotely capable of doing that backwards bend mid nookie

[Itsabeautifuldayheyhey]

You need one of those Covid cuddle curtains ...just with an extra hole.
This. 😂😂😂😂😂

[Itsabeautifuldayheyhey]

I'm just wondering whether any blokes I know could do a backbend. 😂😂😂😂😂

[Justaboy]

The health advantage is that you won't be breathing heavily. There is in fact no need for your face to be near his face at all.

Humm ,, anyone done any reasearch on the rearward expelled breath as yet?, thought not. But hey if they did many more men may get the delights of more blow jobs and that rather niace clear up the emission afterwards;)

[anniversarywoes]

Well it's looking like a anniversary bj for dh!I'm still pondering the other suggestions but won't discuss anything with dh just yet, he'll only get a bit, well, hot under the collar and it's a few weeks away yet!

[notevenat20]

A great choice :)

[notevenat20]

I was thinking some more about this. You could take a picture/video of yourself for him to look at on your phone while you are with him. This might help the mask problem and could be fun.

[VodselForDinner]

@notevenat20

I was thinking some more about this. You could take a picture/video of yourself for him to look at on your phone while you are with him. This might help the mask problem and could be fun.

Or stick your passport picture to an arse cheek for doggy style.

[anniversarywoes]

This thread has cheered me up no end! I've literally snorted tea out of my nose, laughing at the passport on bum cheek suggestion