STAY AWAY From BEACHES!!

[BitOfFun]

I witnessed totally disgusting behavior on the beach today. A man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids then she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them, the police turned up and the policeman ended up using his baton on the bloke but the man actually managed to get the baton off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it.
Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages....

Must try harder.

Bonsaidragon. It was a joke!

Ooooh I bet you were FUMING BoF

I agree OP. Yell it louder!

And I'd tell that crocodile to fuck off

I was DISCUSTED!

That’s the way to do it!

That's the way to do it!

Lol!

Didn't see that 'punch'line coming 😂

I bet the wife found out about his bit on the side Pretty polly

I bet the croc was snappy!!!

Hooray !!!

At last - a jokey thread. Well done OP !!

The old ones are the best

🤣

An absolute flagrant disregard for 2m social distancing rules too!

It’s outrageous that you had to go to the beach and see this spectacle. They have no shame.

I bet everyone was laughing too.

Good work OP

I was ready to fume opening this thread

You must live in one of the chav Essex towns where people vote ukip and wear England football shirts. When we've been getting a break from London and stay with my parents and visit their local beach people are far more respectful.

@BitOfFun But what happened to their baby??

at least that lot would be safe from spreading the virus to those watching.

Floatyboat didn't you get the joke?
Don't think Punch and Judy is an Essex speciality.

Boffers that was v funny, excellent in fact!

Haha. Floatyboat is having a well earned rest from having a go at teachers and is now having a go at people from Essex (chavs) instead.
While failing to get the joke.