The Boy Gavin Speaking in Parliament Now

[MockersxxxxxxxSocialDistancing]

....Begin a phased return from June 1st.

R, Y1 and Y6 in 'smaller, distanced classes.'

'Face-to-face support' for Y10 and Y12

Class sizes restricted. All children and staff will have access to testing.

A lot of good and obvious questions from Layla the Soul-Sniffer.

Answers?

....Answer:

My homework? You want it now? I'll tell you, I've been working very hard, doing all the research like you said, and I want you to know how much I appreciate these lessons and how important my homework is. ....You want to know where it is? I'll tell you. Homework is very important to me, as I'm sure it is to you, so we are in agreement.

No joy for Ms Moran so they've sent in prefect Wrong-Daily.

She's got him hung on a cloakroom hook while she shouts in his face: Where's your homework. Show us your homework. Do you want to see the blue goldfish....?

Response: Not telling you. You can't make me. Nerrrrrrrr.

No answer! Ignored the Q!

Ex-PE monitor Tracey Crouch says she'll be Gav's friend if no one else will, and can she please be PE monitor again?

Lillian Greenwood rightly points out that the little sods are going to come home covered in Covid.

Gav says butyehbutnobutyeh.

Mockers you are brilliant

Gav says, Of course the govt. wouldn't be sending kids back to school if it wasn't safe. Of course the govt. knows what it's doing. The Science. We are guided by The Science.

Thanks mockers had to turn him off so this is much better!

We are going to have a safe bubble. We have the washing-up bowl and the Fairy Liquid, and Y1 will be given those blowy wand things with the hole in to make it.

Thassall

Someone should BJ if schools are as safe as covid wards and it's absolutely fine to be touching each other as long as we wash our hands?