Haikus for Boris

[doodlejump1980]

“Stay alert”, he said
To something you cannot see
Good Luck, N.H.S

Oooo - I'll play. First effort to kick off, not great but hey.

He’s just a man on
A screen; he wanted this job
Not good at it though.

Another one.

Boris is a-lert.
You couldn’t persuade me to
Be a-lert like him.

A useless slogan.
Just a three word platitude.
Gov. incompetence.

Work from home; be safe,
Go to work! Take exercise!
Dead now? Not my fault.

Fuck off. You incompetent twat.

Obviously it's all my fault because I cannot haiku properly.

The sun is out
Go to work stay alert
We are doomed

bellinisurge

Stay in but go out
Can we picnic in the park
Now I’m just confused

Second home needs pool,
Daughter needs polo pony,
Get back to work, scum.

Clench and open fist
Waffle waffle ‘roadmap’ ‘R’
Clear as fucking mud

Not to be trusted
Arrogance personified
May God help us all

We haven't got
A fucking clue
What we're doing

Quarantine begins
Four months after Covid came
But now it will work?

A slogan don't work
If it needs to be explained
Boris you thick twat.

It's not my best work but I like it.

Cummings cackled hard
Now we’ve got rid of the old
Poorly and obese

Time in hospital
A change of pace and slogan
Lack of clarity

Go to work they say
Not by bus or tube or train
Get on your bike now

Big Boris Fucked up
And he caught the bad virus
We are all doomed now

Fly your union jack
And have a big street party
A new peak is near.

Boris thinks he is
The churchill for our times, but
We know he's a cunt

Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
Twat twat twat twat twat twat twat
Cunt cunt Tory cunt

"Just use common sense,
And you won't catch the virus!",
But Boris caught it.

Outside we are doomed!

Hey we have a cunning plan...

Holidays in France.