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This lockdown really has brought out the power hungry little men

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Tibola · 31/03/2020 19:43

Give someone a high vis and an ID badge and suddenly you’ve got a mini village dictator on your hands.

I give you the parish council. Headed by a man who has taken it upon himself to “patrol” the village looking for rule breakers. He likes to talk about his patrol a lot on FB. Two day’s ago they were given ID badges by the POLICE so people would know they were from the village response team when they dropped food parcels.

He mentioned the ID badges 57372772 times (with pics) and then refused them to anyone who wasn’t “frontline village response”. His patrol involves questioning why people are out of their houses. And watching for suspicious people. And generally walking around in a high vis.

Little fucking goblin (sorry I’ve had a hard day)

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Balhammom · 01/04/2020 16:26

Good on these people for actually doing something to help. OP, unless you are getting out there and doing something to help others, I’d get off your high horse pretty sharpish..

GoldenOmber · 01/04/2020 16:42

How is patrolling the village (and therefore being out of your home for prolonged unnecessary periods) helping exactly, Balhammom?

canigooutyet · 01/04/2020 17:17

From reading this thread, it's been a massive reminder about why I moved from village life.
I then checked the local residents FB group. I've been shamed Smile because I have had a visitor. Told them to find some hobbies and links with some suggestions. Told them to pass on all their crime numbers and complaint references to me and I will more than happily deal with it. They must be inundated with loons on a power trip reporting people for ridiculous legal activities.

If I hear back from anyone, I will let you know lol.

Before the outraged start, remember, NHS is still making house calls. My neighbours don't need to know this. And if they recognise themselves, I can DM you on FB some very interesting links to more mature hobbies if you still haven't found anything.

itsgettingweird · 01/04/2020 18:14

Whoever said the men in hi vis and clipboards are just replacing those with camera phones and posting on SM are right. I think this type of public shaming has become a new norm but we are just seeing it more now during this time of crisis.

Whatdayisit2 · 01/04/2020 18:15

Is he short and plump?
They normally areWink

PrincessConsueIaBananaHammock · 01/04/2020 18:44

Good on these people for actually doing something to help

Help what? Help who? Help how?

I thought unnecessary outings were frowned upon.

BreathlessCommotion · 01/04/2020 20:20

@Flaxmeadow I was a history teacher. In fact one of the biggest myths of Nazi Germany is that most people went along with it out of fear. Many, many Germans happily accepted the regime, for the reasons outlined above- Treaty of Versailles, very high unemployment, identity politics following WW1.

The Gestapo did exactly what is happening now. They didn't have the resources to listen in on people, tap phone calls, follow people. Some bug cities has fewer than 10 officers. What they did was utilise the already evident trait of giving civilians power and rewarding it and encouraging and rewarding the reporting on friends, family and neighbours. They also used the education system to convince children to report on parents. Again through a form of mass grooming and reward.

Many Germans may have believed that the Gestapo were everywhere and listening, but they weren't. Your neighbour was your enemy.

HeIenaDove · 01/04/2020 20:29

From Twitter

Toni Jenkins
@amnerisuk
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1h
@HelloSanctuary
I am a bereaved nurse married to ambulance worker. Twice been phoned pressurising us to clear my late stepfather's flat despite govn lockdown. Grudgingly given 2 week extension. How is this urgent? We could take Covid to vulnerable elderly #StayAtHome

BrexpatInSwitzerland · 01/04/2020 20:43

Many Germans may have believed that the Gestapo were everywhere and listening, but they weren't. Your neighbour was your enemy.

I live and work in Switzerland (big surprise, see username), where there is a sizeable German workforce.

Now, I fully realise that the plural of "anecdote" isn't "data" - but this tallies with what a little older people around here tell me about growing up in the GDR.

I'm 36 myself, and the fall of the Berlin Wall is pretty much the first major world event I vaguely remember. But a lot of the people I work with have very vivid memories.

One of the most insane stories I've heard was from a now executive, about a decade older than myself (would have been a teen when the iron curtain fell), who will not place a call unless he's in an enclosed space.

When I asked him about this once, he explained how, when he was a child, his family would have had a telephone at home, which was, apparently, not the norm for everyone. And how the phone was wall mounted in the kitchen, and his mother used to make them close the window when it rang - because they lived on the ground floor and she was genuinely concerned about some Stasi informant eavesdropping and reporting the family.

This was truly gobsmacking! I'm not under-educated and I do know about the Stasi - but hearing from a colleague just how deeply this cut into the very basic habits of their lives made me shiver!

MsTSwift · 01/04/2020 21:44

Anna Funders book Stasiland is worth a read that regime was truly insane - about a third of the population were “informers” almost everyone had a file kept on them.

converseandjeans · 01/04/2020 22:05

fucking little goblin 😂😂

Well he has appointed himself in charge so he doesn't have to actually to lockdown. He gets to go out and about.

Agree there are people on here being OTT.

I always wondered how the Stasi got people to tell tales. I can see now!

Overthinker1988 · 02/04/2020 01:01

@BrexpatInSwitzerland I'm from an ex Soviet country, haven't heard about the phone thing specifically but it sounds within the norm of what my parents' lives would've been like. My mum says people used to joke that you shouldn't talk in front of the cockroaches (which were plentiful in the old blocks of flats) because they'd scurry off to report you.
My great uncle spent time in a gulag and my grandfather narrowly escaped the same fate by going on the run to start a new life in another city (all over an argument with a bureaucrat who wanted to take funds from the local library for the Party).
Yet Iots of people willingly supported this regime, were happy to snitch on their neighbours and are nostalgic for those times because there was "discipline". They lament the fact that the police are no longer allowed to beat people up. These types, who normally post nostalgic tripe about how much better life was in the Soviet days, are now getting an ego boost out of posting photos of teenagers sitting in parks on my hometown Facebook page. You can just tell they're loving the lockdown.
Anyway, the thread's been hijacked somewhat and it's all got very serious. I want to hear more about Barry with the lanyard!

HeIenaDove · 02/04/2020 02:17

@naughtycat

hollybollyy · 02/04/2020 02:49

@Aposterhasnoname hahahah!! As if she asked about tax! Personally I love Facebook for cretins. I follow a page that posted about a company doing a fruit and veg box for £20 it had a photo of the contents on the photo
First and subsequent comments..

'What's in the box?'
'What's the contents?'
'Interested'
'F'

Fuck off! It's nothing even to do with this page!!

Patsypie · 02/04/2020 03:04

@overthinker. You sound fascinating and eloquent

Topseyt · 02/04/2020 03:41

This thread is hilarious. Especially because of those who turned up in their own virtual high viz jackets to derail it and set the rest of us straight about our utterly shocking behaviour. WinkGrin

Elara2 · 11/04/2020 04:14

I'm fed up of the news constantly showing groups of police close together, scare (dunt help our mental health) 1or2 people perfectly legally trying to have little fresh air in isolated location, parks/beach/countryside. Often more police than public! Also the press have a lot to answer for... they go around in groups telling people they shouldn't be out at all! Press obvs close together unless they drive to location in 4/5+ different cars.
BIBLE IS SO RIGHT WHEN IT SAYS LEAD BY EXAMPLE.

Police/press say we cant go to large open parks, gardens, countryside, where is obvs easy to be 2m, even a mile apart, to have our FRESH AIR, EXERCISE & MENTAL WELLBEING

Press & police say you cant drive to get exercise because could get hurt/break down. .. but many MORE ACCIDENTS HAPPEN IN THE HOME not in countryside or in a car. Many people only have small flat, no garden & the rules (not actual law, just advice) are all about social distancing obvs far safer in larger area, far safer if drive to place (using common sence) more likely meet people on pavement. i met 10 people (eek) on pavements in 5 minute walk to forest, but once there, couldnt see anyone for miles.

Rules say we can go out daily, most like me are so scared in this DYSTOPIAN police state likened to 1984 big brother😳 that i go out less than once a week 😳😳

Would be far better if police deal with crime and gov closes uk borders. Countries closed borders had few cases & now opening borders after theyve been closed are seeing surges in covid 19. Our border has never closed!!

Note if did EXTENSIVE TESTING like in s korea, works & is cheaper to the economy than a lockdown.

God bless. Keep safe.

bettybeans · 11/04/2020 04:19

I have only ever lived in cities but have friends who live in villages. They benefit from wonderfully adept neighbourhood watch systems but are now feeling a little over-scrutinised and judged. This thread has illustrated everything I ever imagined about the reality of small town/rural living. 😄

MsTSwift · 11/04/2020 06:49

I knew I could not live in a village as an adult as I grew up in one. Remember being dumped by my first boyfriend aged 18 popped to village and two random women I didn’t really know separately commiserated with me 🙄

WorstWitchWart · 11/04/2020 09:03

Some of the post are hilarious. I'd just like to add that it's not just men, women are just as capable of being suburban stasi.

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