Silly conspiracy theories

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Like... this virus was only released so that...

• supermarkets could get to the back of the shelves to give them a really good overdue clean

*There's special molecules in the hand sanitiser that will activate when they turn the 5G on and turn us all into zombies

*(not original) they needed to change the batteries in the birds

*to sell more toilet paper

Can anyone top those?

Ex neighbour rang earlier to tell me it’s because They want to give us all a tracking chip pretending it’s the vaccine.