Dumbest "Are these things allowed in lockdown?" Questions

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I didn't find Boris' message tonight difficult. But clearly some did. My favourites so far:

1. Can I still go to B&Q?
2. My horse lives in the next town. Can I go and feed it?
3. My car is booked in for an MOT....
4. My house is due to exchange soon. Can the survey still be completed?

Apologies for wanting some humour tonight. I've just had to drop my children off at their mother"s house, and don't know when I'll see them again.

The meeting people whilst out.

Aaaaargh.

Number 2 is hardly dumb - unless you mean it should be obvious that you can go to feed the horse. Poster can hardly leave her horse to starve, can she?

My car is booked in for an MOT

Fair enough question, I think. They won't be able to drive/insure their car without MOT certificate.

Apparently MOTs are being extended, already so on vans.

MOTs are not being extended.

"can I get my nail extensions taken off"