So, I'm one week into a 12 week self isolation and I've made two new friends! One is a woodlouse that creeps around my bathroom and sits on a towel, the other is a spider that has taken up residence in the window.
I have a terrible phobia of spiders but have started having a conversation with with 8 legged beast every day whilst sticking to the 2m personal distance rule.
I also chat to Mr Woodlouse but he just stops what he's doing and glares at me if I use more than two sheets of toilet paper.
Another wonderful example of communities pulling together...or I could, of course, be losing the plot completely...