To think we are all supposed to have a mansion and a butler and a nanny...

[drspouse]

...who has been told not to hug the DCs?
Otherwise, how can you self isolate in a house where you have DCs, and a DP with whom you share a bed, and a bathroom, and of course you have no spare bedroom or you'd be paying bedroom tax?
And of course no teething babies.

You're right There are a lot of unreasonable and impractical ideas. I think it's because we expect all risk eliminated from our lives. We're going to have to accept that this needs to run its course and there will be many aspects that cannot reasonably be controlled, and there will be deaths.

If anyone in our household needs to self isolate we're either going to be running two households (one parent per child) or pretending that DD and possibly DS are being kept separate from whoever it is so they can go to school.