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Conflict in the Middle East

I asked ChatGPT for a solution

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NobodysGirl · 10/03/2026 13:19

But it had none.

I asked it if the best solution was to give the 2 million Palestinians (full population of Palestinians is around that number i think) great jobs in a UAE city of their choosing with special passports and new homes.

Easier than trying to do that for the 10 million Israelite Jews ?

ChatGPT said it was too expensive for the UN to do that and also that some/most Palestinians would find it offensive.

Why won't the UN do more

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NobodysGirl · 10/03/2026 13:21

I also went far back as I could trying to determine who had more historical right to the land, and as far as I could see, both do at this point, 1000s of years on.

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BelleHathor · 10/03/2026 13:37

Full population of Palestinians both in Historical Palestine and displced/refugees around the World is estimated to 14.8 million.

https://minorityrights.org/country/palestine/

DNA shows that Palestinians have an unbroken genetic connection to the land.

Chat GPT (and other LLMs) will only give answers that are "allowed" by whomever programmed them.

curious79 · 10/03/2026 13:40

remember, ChatGPT is not some kind of wise encyclopedia. It's a large language model that collects the data and opnions of every idiot and monkey around the world.

AmberSpy · 10/03/2026 13:44

As PPs have said, ChatGPT cannot think for itself. It can only regurgitate a précis of the huge amounts of data it has been trained on. That's why it can't come up with a solution.

dairydebris · 10/03/2026 14:28

I can come up with a solution.
Lots of people can.
The problem is neither side actually wants what you and I would see as a solution.
Many Palestinians want no Jewish state at all on what is seen as historically Muslim lands.
Current Israeli leadership doesnt want Palestinians to have a state at all because they're in thrall to the Jewish arsecheek of the religious nutjob arse.
Until they both get different leadership they're locked into a death embrace all the way down.

AudHvamm · 10/03/2026 15:23

OpenAI (ChatGPT) is in partnership with the US dept of defence improving the "efficiency" of this war.

Use a different AI tool. A lot of people moved to Claude because Anthropic refused the contract OpenAI signed.

MyThreeWords · 10/03/2026 15:33

curious79 · 10/03/2026 13:40

remember, ChatGPT is not some kind of wise encyclopedia. It's a large language model that collects the data and opnions of every idiot and monkey around the world.

This.
I just used the predictive text on my phone to find out the meaning of life. All I had to do was type "The meaning of life is ...." and then use one of its suggestions for each of the next few words.

Apparently, the meaning of life is "for me to use an easy way of doing a punch."

(I'm actually thinking now that Trump's and Netanyahu's phones told them the same thing. It would explain a lot.)

amber763 · 10/03/2026 15:35

I dont think the UAE would want them.

EmeraldRoulette · 10/03/2026 15:36

@NobodysGirl why did you ask ChatGPT?

Wellthisisdifficult · 10/03/2026 15:56

BelleHathor · 10/03/2026 13:37

Full population of Palestinians both in Historical Palestine and displced/refugees around the World is estimated to 14.8 million.

https://minorityrights.org/country/palestine/

DNA shows that Palestinians have an unbroken genetic connection to the land.

Chat GPT (and other LLMs) will only give answers that are "allowed" by whomever programmed them.

Well, it’s not quite that simple is it. Jewish people originated in that land and were first displaced by the first exile (the Babylonian Exile) 2,500 years ago. It was well over another 1,000 years before Islam entered the Levant. So I’d say Jews, historically, have a better claim than Muslims to the area. A large part of the Islamic doctrine was specifically made up to gain access to the Eastern Mediterranean as part of the trade route between East and West (I believe Mohammed was a Merchant in trade caravans and would specifically have seen the value in this).

Best option is to repeatedly educate people that religion is a load of made up crap designed to control and exploit situations and people. Islam was designed as a tool of conquest (just like the version of Christianity we largely think of). It’s possible Mohammed thought he saw and chatted to Gabriel in a dark damp cave likely so damp it might have induced hallucinations in the fasting chap.

People dream up all sorts of rubbish. It’s a bit like John Dee and Kelley speaking with angels (via Kelley) and Kelley telling Dee that the angels said they needed to engage in a bit of wife swopping! It’s amazing how often these angels come up with ideas that suit the chosen one’s agenda.

So the Jews probably jace the greatest historical claim to the area

Ihatetomatoes · 10/03/2026 16:22

amber763 · 10/03/2026 15:35

I dont think the UAE would want them.

Jordan tried once and it went wrong.

titchy · 10/03/2026 16:29

Well you’ve got the population way out for a start. Gaza is 2m, but that’s a fraction of those in the West Bank.

NobodysGirl · 10/03/2026 17:33

titchy · 10/03/2026 16:29

Well you’ve got the population way out for a start. Gaza is 2m, but that’s a fraction of those in the West Bank.

Sorry I got that wrong, I got nothing then .....

A problem without a solution and every day reading it goes on is heartbreaking, a collective wound ....

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