Don't even know when my last period was!

[TheLadyOfTheGreenKirtle]

started this in chat whebn i meant to start it here

ive genuinely forgotten at what stage i am in my cycle! thats not happened for nearly 5 years. think i may have all but given up. feel a bit sad about it but relieved iykwim

Hugs. xxx

If you want to search you'll probably find it on here somewhere.

tried red, i started a thread ranting about having a heavy period, but i dont say in it when it started, just that it was late. its very odd. for 5y i have been obsessed with my cycle!

Hmm - what date was that?

the 13th may. i know it was an abnormally long period, lasted more than 10 days.

LOTGK - that is amazing, I wish I could forget mine too! Are you normally fairly regular with your periods then? Do you think one might have gone AWOL this month? I know you have concerns in case of ectopic, so are you concerned that you may be overdue period? Or just amazed that you could actually forget something that has been so central in the last 5 years?

im really just amazed that i have forgotten when im so obsessive about them. they are normally very regular though, but i know the last one was late which would normally mean this one would be early

ah well! just enjoy your moment of bliss and ignorance, and be prepared for the old witch to turn up at the most inconvient time!

lol am expecting it to turn up whist swimming!

ok, this is getting me a bit worried now, i have a funny feeling that it should have started by now. i doubt Im up the pole, because (lets face it) its me! but a tiny bit is ever optimistic. think i shall get a test next week if nothing.

Oh lets look at this logically, you were ranting about your horrible period on the 13th may, if say you were only 3 days into horrible period then and we guess you started on the 10th may, then I predict you will become a cycle buddy with me and both our horrible periods will turn up on Tuesday, and that right now we are both well an truely pissed off due to PMT and all the baggage it brings.

There - problem solved. You are not even late for your period yet, and if you tested before Friday then you will be testing early which is against your whole philosophy and we can't have you doing that can we..... so there

Now can you please stop me testing early, as I know for sure that I am not up the duff this month, it is the first month in what feels like a long time, that I have not had pregnancy hormones racing around me causing havoc.

phew, thank you although i have a feeling it was actually due yesterday... but still barely late if at all. its just i panic now at the thought of being up the pole.

do NOT test. you know all the stats and that its unlikely that you are pg, so step away

sorry, did it and got the usual result for me, leading to the inevitable, now the pessmist in me waiting for it to end... sorry I did not follow my own advice or yours...

oh honey, dont know what to say. im here for you xx