Anyone want to join me in having a completely unreasonable TANTRUM?

[PurpleHeffalump]

... in the sane knowledge that many people are far worse off than me and that we haven't really been trying for too long... but after seeing SO MANY pregnant women and young babies in town today... and because I can't do it in real life...

I WANT TO BE PREGANT NOW. I WANT A BABY. NOW NOW NOW NOW. ME ME ME ME ME.

(Ah - that feels better! No need for any conversation here - don't need any words of encouragement - lovely ladies on the November thread for that. Just feel free to have a tantrum with me...)

Hmmm... forgot a rather importand part of my tantrum...

Oh hell yes, I'm joining you right now ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!!

Me! Me! I want to join!

You know what really gets me in a rage? All the people I know who are suddenly getting pregnant by accident. They're all the same;

"of course it was soooo unexpected, me and dh/dp always used contraception and really didn't plan on having children yet. Of course mother is just thrilled though I don't know how I'll cope having to take time of work"

god damn it! IT'S NOT FAIR!!! They weren't even TRYING!! They didn't even WANT IT THAT MUCH!! [tearful jealous wreck face]

Phew, you know I do feel a bit better for that...