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Help! Have I found my cervix or done myself a mischief?

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DitaVonCheese · 09/02/2010 09:03

I went looking for my cervix this morning, having never been able to find it before (I've been told that it's "in a funny place" ). I was expecting a very small dimple like the very tip of the end of my nose, but the only thing I could find was like, well, most of my nose. Does that sound about right? I really wasn't expecting it to be so big (though it has had DD through it, I suppose)! AF is due within the next couple of days. Since then I've had bad AF-style cramps, which usually don't arrive until after she does. Have I prodded too hard and given myself an inadvertent sweep?

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blinks · 09/02/2010 09:07

jings and crivvens.

i would suggest sitting on your hands and letting your inner nose time to recover from the fiddling.

DitaVonCheese · 09/02/2010 10:17

I am mildly worried though, as I did have some post-partum oddness. If it's not my cervix, I'm wondering what it might be.

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blinks · 09/02/2010 10:25

i get you.

i think after a baby it's not so much like the tip of your nose... i can stay a bit open apparently.

i would be surpised if it's not your cervix but for piece of mind, you know what you've gotta do- get thine cervix to a doctor.

blinks · 09/02/2010 10:26

i = it

DitaVonCheese · 09/02/2010 11:01

Cheers

Yeah, I'm due a visit to the doctor this week anyway, I just feel a bit odd asking her to have a look up my fanjo for no real reason, and will feel very silly indeed if it is indeed just my cervix!

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ShowOfHands · 09/02/2010 11:05

Nah, doesn't feel like the tip of your nose.

I'm well versed in where my cervix is and what it feels like as am having to check the strings of my coil regularly.

It's like a mini ring doughnut I guess. Always slightly open, probably a cm I reckon in the middle with the firm ring of what feels like muscle (and probably is) around it. Much bigger than you'd think isn't it?!

Well that was some spectacular over-sharing wasn't it?

ShowOfHands · 09/02/2010 11:09

Here some rather graphic photos of what your cervix looks like. Really graphic btw.

DitaVonCheese · 09/02/2010 11:22

@SOH Thank you for the over-sharing, it is appreciated.

It feels enormous! But I can only touch the very tip so hard to get much of an idea of shape etc. If these cramps ever give up, maybe I'll be brave enough to try again tomorrow.

Really want to click the link, but am in a very small office with two 30-year old, childless, men, one of whom is my little brother ...

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ShowOfHands · 09/02/2010 11:26

Maybe open later, they are just photos of a cervix on different cycle days to show how it changes. They're fairly fascinating but probably not you want to look at over elevenses with your little brother, unless he's a part time obstetrician I suppose.

I can feel quite crampy if I poke my cervix too hard when looking for my coil threads btw. It's quite sensitive.

DitaVonCheese · 09/02/2010 11:55

Photos amazing, little brother slightly freaked out. Hope I've not put him off his romantic weekend away this w/e

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ShowOfHands · 09/02/2010 12:00

Oh well, assuming he's heterosexual, I'm guessing his romantic weekend probably involves a woman wielding a cervix.

blinks · 09/02/2010 13:29

cervical mucous agogo....

(almost) put me right off me flapjack.

DitaVonCheese · 10/02/2010 20:39

I have a cervix and it's put me off slightly (only off sex, not flapjacks though )

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tanmu82 · 10/02/2010 21:17

uurrrgghhh, they look gross!!! I know that I should be more mature about it at the grand old age of 27, but they made me feel rather queasy.....

blinks · 11/02/2010 23:48

congratulations on your cervix.

hippychick66 · 13/02/2010 16:27

You guys are very funny. I'm feeling very sorry for myself today and just looking around for stuff to read.

Thanks you lot made me smile. Hope all cervixes are ok. Or is it Cervixi when plural???

reikizen · 13/02/2010 16:34

Those photos are great, it feels just like it looks 'a mini ring donut' indeed!

Hermya321 · 14/02/2010 10:05

I'm looking at the pictures and I'm wondering how on earth she managed to get a camera up there? Not just that though, how on earth she managed to get such good pictures?

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