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Contraception for the 21st Century gal

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skihorse · 19/01/2010 22:51

In light of recent topics it's come to my attention that there's a wealth of contraceptive knowledge out there which needs to be shared. Please add any surefire contraceptive methods you know - I'll start:

  1. Withdrawal
  2. Breast-feeding
  3. Doing it standing up
  4. Having a wee after doing the nasty
  5. Your first time (that week? that man? requires further clarification I think)
OP posts:
Muser · 19/01/2010 23:02
  1. Praying to Baby Jeebus.
  2. MrM says "weeing on your husband before doing the nasty".
  3. Being on top cos sperm will all fall out
Muser · 19/01/2010 23:02

I'm a bit worried by MrM now actually.

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