Name changed due to ridiculousness of the question.
Ok, I'll just say it.
What are the chances of falling pregnant if dh ejaculates "on" you as opposed to "in" IYKWIM god I am so mortified to even ask this.
Had coil removed a few months ago due to problems with it. We were trying to be careful for a few months til problems hopefully subsisded, then onto pill or sommat.
Didnt really work like that, heat of the moment, yadda yadda, TMI - man "stuff" all over lady garden. Slap bank in middle of ovulation too.
Period not due for another week, but this last week, well its not been good, emotional, forgetful, swollen boobs, tired. I could write the book...
Tell me its not possible. Please.