TTC after a Miscarriage - no 2, let the fun begin!!!!

[Diddle]

Here we go girls, a brand new thread, i was so fed up of paging down over the other 1000 messages.

Right last one for today i promise but this is sooo funny!!!!

A woman wakes up in the middle of the night and niticed that her husband isn't in bed anymore.

She gets up and goes down to check out where he is. She finds him staring at the wall, tears in his eyes.

She askes: "what's going on, darling?"

After a while he answers: " Do you remember the first time we had sex in the back of my car and your father caught us?"

"Yes !" she answers. "Do you remember the fact that he putted a barrel of a gun in my mouth and said : Or you marry my daughter or you go to prison for at least 20 years !!!"

"Yes, I still remember" answers his wife, emotioned by his romantic memories.

"Well" he says, " today I would have been free... "

The 2nd one gets my vote, v funny, not show DH though! Much as I'd love to contribute, I'm awful at remebering jokes, so I'll just laugh at everyone elses.

Off to see my doctor now for check up and a chat, any questions for her or things I should ask about my missed m/c and erpc last week?

Morning ladies .
Seems you're all in the mood for some jokes today, so here's a few to put a smile on your faces.

The Truth About Men

How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.

Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was a slut.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions.

What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it has never happened.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A Widow.

Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married Women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught fire.

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.

What did God say after creating Adam?
I must be able to do better than that.

What did God say after creating Eve?
"Practice makes perfect."

How are men and parking spots alike?
Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They are married.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

wow you have all been busy, i've missed some good jokes.

Had a serious bowt (sp?) of jealousy whilst at the soft play centre. It was horrible enough going, i haven't been for 10 wks, the last time i went i started bleeding and had my 2nc m/c so it was tough, then i got served my hot choccie by a very heavily pregnant lady. I was soooooo jealous, haven't felt like that before. It was horrible, i couldn't stop looking at her, she must have thought i was a nutter.

I want a baby!!!!!! i have wanted to be pregnant for as long as i can remember

ITS NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Huni!
I know what you mean, it seems like i have been wanting to be PG FOREVER and it feels likeit's never gonna happen. But Diddles it will. I know it doesn't help much me saying that but we are in the same boat and when things happen like that it brings it to the fore front of your mind and all you can think about is being PG and no matter what people say you feel so cheated and hurt!
Trust me, we WILL get there sweetheart i am with you every step of the way ( obviously i will leave the BD'ing to you and your DH [grin[) we will be testing ( had a chaneg of heart since yesterday) V.soon and even if it doesn't happen this month (which it will) then we will just keep at it. Try to think to that day you have that BFP and the day when you will be holding your bundle of joy in your arms.
You WILL get PG and you WILL hold your first born in your arms and everything will fall into place.
Feel my arms around you Diddle, giving you the biggest hug you've ever had!
x x x x

you made me cry lottielou
thank you, its so nice to know i have someone who feels the same as me.

Diddle - Awww, sorry i didn't mean for you to cry, must admit tho a tear crept down my cheek when i was typing that. It's all true tho huni, We MUST keep our faith, despite all of the bad days we have, we will forget all about them when we are meeting up with our little bundles! We will go for Coffee in Merry Hill with our buggies, ladened with bottles, nappies and be so happy that we have found a friend in one another to share our joys with. We will get each other through this tough bit but then we will share each others joy through the next steps in life and Mommy hood!

Just as we will all help each other though the trauma we have all had x

you're so right, and we are all so lucky to have found each other i can't wait to be doing coffee with you and our children. something to look forward to. thanks lottie, smiling a bit now.

Well Diddle it's all about looking forward. i know it doens't help sometimes but if you push through the dark bits and look into that silver lining you will see us sat having Coffee!

A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy is wife a new car. She curtly declines his offer by saying, "That's not quite what I had in mind."
Frantically he offers her a new house. Again she rejects his offer, "That's not quite what I had in mind."
Curious, he asks: "What did you have in mind?"
She retorts, "I'd like a divorce."
He answers, "I hadn't planned on spending quite that much."

Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks, and served it to the husband and children. The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess what it was that they were eating.
"Is is beef?" The daughter Katie asked.
"Nope."
"Is it pork?" the son Willie asked.
"Nope."
"Heck, we don't know, Dad!" Willie exclaimed.
"I'll give you a clue," the Dad said, "It's what your mom sometimes calls me."
"Spit it out, Willie!" cried Katie, "We're eating Asshole!!"

A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He looks in his rear view mirror and notices a police car with its red lights. He thinks, "I can outrun this guy", so he floors it.
The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy realizes he can't outrun the cop so he gives up and pulls over to the curb. The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car.
He leans down and says "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go."
The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me!"

has anyone else got a picture of some fruit stix at the top of the page, and something saying that conception is sponsered by them?? has that been there all day?

I was just thinkning the exact same thing! I have it too and no it hasn't been there all day, it has only just popped up!

oh good, thought i'd totally missed it until now, but i'm glad its not long popped up.

LOL! I thought i was imagining it!
So what have you got planned for the rest of the day?

erm, er? not sure, have one little one left, but he will happily play on his own, and if i interfere he'll tell me to go away. got to visit my grandad again this evening, must do my assignment for my uni course, maybe should do a bit now while little one is playing.
how about you, are you running today?

do you think everyone else is working really hard? and thats why they're not on here? or are we just soooo lazy that we can't be bothered to work and would rather be on here.

have you seen on the www.wewantaspringbaby.com thread that milosmum has lost her baby.

OH NOOOOO! That is just awful! Oh gosh how sad!

I am travelling to Norfolk this evening so will not be running tonight, i have to go straight home and pack.
BTW i meant to say the other day, i hope your Grandad is getting better, whats wrong? (if you dont mind me asking)

I think your right, everyone must be extra busy or are just letting us hog the thread this afternoon! Everyone was really chatty earlier, wonder where they have all gone!

HELLLLLOOOOOOOOO????

i forgot you were leaving me for ages. but i'm pleased you're getting a break.

Grandad had an infection and is on antibiotics, and now has high potassium in his blood so can't go home until they've lowered it. He alright though

I'm just back from the doctors. She was very nice and was all encouraging about trying again, so I feel all excited again!

Know what you mean about staring at other pregnant women, I just hope I don't get arrested!

Diddle - No i'm not leaving you huni. I will still be on here a little, probably in the evenings (will make a huge change) as my g'parents have my pc so i will be able to log on to MN there! Yipeeeeee!!
I'm sure your g'dad will be fighting fir again soon. Hugs for diddles g'dad {{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}

Strike - Glad your doc was encouraging for you! Thats just what you need!

Oh LOL, just read the last bit of you message strike! LOL you have made me giggle!

strike1 don't worry about getting arrested just plead insanity, i think we could all get away with that.
very pleased to hear that the doctor was so good to you and gave you some positive advice.

lottielou - i'm very pleased that you think that my grandad will be fighting FIR?? i'm chuckling to myself now.

Laughter is the best medicine, just sorry I can't string a joke together.

talking of grandparents I got a lovely e mail from my gran after I had my m/c. She's 88, bless her! We call her Cyber Gran. Hope you G'dad feels better soon Diddles.