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TTC ladies 'Wer doin it Wrong' (apparently)

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sifuentes · 23/03/2009 12:51

wild sex = bebe

I think I'm being told to go out and get pissed. Hurrah!

It is my week for sweet sweet lovin this week - so I shall do my best to get a chandelier And swing from it and will report back in ooo about three weeks.

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sifuentes · 23/03/2009 13:04
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Issy42 · 23/03/2009 18:19

lol Sif - not sure what that means for my petri dish approach. Do I need to hire a local farmer?

sifuentes · 24/03/2009 10:07

issy For your petri dish it means that after a fun and boozy night out, the doctor has to place it on a satin sheet, pull the blinds down, dim the lights, pipette in a little champers, switch on the marvin gaye, swiftly exit the lab and let the magic commence.

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Issy42 · 24/03/2009 18:05
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Zil131 · 25/03/2009 13:18

You mean half-hearted "I'm knackered and about to fall asleep after the kids have gone to bed" isn't the answer!! Was there any advice on where to get the energy from?!?!

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