Am i with child (a tongue in cheek thread)

[OracleInaCoracle]

I have not opened any am i up the pole threads in ages. this is not a reply to any thread which may or may not be in active convo's. i am at uni and bored!

ok, thats the formalities out of the way.

so tell me. am i?

are you craving sex with the ugly bloke up the street? If so, then yes, you are so totally up the duff.

hmm, no but i am lusting after dexter...

have you started walking about with a tentative hand on your own tummy? I live inside a couch.....who is dexter?

dexter

oddly i have. (nothing to do with the microwave curry i had at 11pm last night)

Are you craving cider?

All I wanted with both boys was cider.

no, although when i was pg with ds right at the end i was craving scrumpy jack. before that i was drinking gallons of vinegar.

dexter is slightly chinny for me but I'm supportive in your quest

Are you nesting at all?

have you found yourself chewing lumps of coal?
Or ordering banana and tuna pancakes?

Are you ordering random baby catalogues like Mamas & Papas, mothercare etc?

I did a week before BFP just incase.

frumpygrumpy, i have built myself a nest around the uni computer usiung my coat and scarf (which is very long)

idrank...

kayz, one came through the door this morning. addressed to previous tenant. maybe its a sign....

You so are up the duff. Who are you going to tell first?

i may make an oscars style speech - i would like to that the sperm, especially bobby, my dh, the bed....

That would be great Lissie. Complete with Gwyneth style tears.

and lots of chest beating

gently of course

but have you been doing all the things on the ttc-a-baby thread????? !!

rainbow, you know what i have. i even danced naked in a glen with a wartless toad!