Period due any day now and (TMI) find myself avoiding going for a number 2!

[HairyToe]

Officially gone mad. From past experience period often shows itself after a (ahem ) bowel movement so keep finding myself avoiding going to the loo so I don't have to deal with the disappointment. On danger of getting constipated.

Someone give me a slap...

go to the toilet

your period will come on or not

you don;t need a belly ache too

sorry that should read In danger of getting constipated

God I thought it was just me.

We're both nutcases.

Go and have a poo.

Yes exactly. Even stopped myself crouching down in the library this morning in case it triggered it. Wtf? Like I can somehow prevent it coming I can will myself pregnant

Need a holiday methinks

Ahaaahahahahahahahah! This just made me laugh so much, literally tears of laughter, thought it was just me

Yep you're defo not alone, I've been doin the same today, feel like if I sneeze it will make it start. And then to top it off DP was getting a little bit intimate earlier, told him he wasnt getting any action tonight cos it'll prob make my period turn up! Ha ha ha

Me too! It comes to something when you're avoiding sex in the hope of making yourself pregnant. Surely we've got something wrong here.

PS whispering very quietly the not going for a poo technique worked (ahem)...BFP

wow, congratulations Hairytoe.
Who knew that holding it in could have such an effect?

Congratulations hairytoe!!