Good god, the kid is bugging me because he put too much mayo on his plate at tea time,
ive just stood on the table outside to put the summer brolly down and the table collapsed under me, like a twat my legs went through the table, searing agony...
sent the kid to shout dh to come wuickly....dh on the loo having a pooh, was fuming about this. on the fecking loo when my bones are nearly hanging out possibly broken in several places....selfish twat he is.
had fingers crossed that it might be this month.....THINK FUCKING NOT, thats obvious.
sigh, maybe next month.
back to premenstrual madness....