Temping, Testing and Tantrums- We've got it all on THE TCC THREAD!

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I thought I'd start it off. Ooh feels very new and odd, quick someone have a testing dilemma, break the new thread in.

Good morning (at bloody last!!!)

Back is still not right but isn't hurting very much now

Diege, Sorry DD is still blocked up, the poor thing, and you! Hope you get an appointment soon.

BB, I am the same with programs like that, I have to turn them over, in fact I have taken to not turning them on! We watched a film the other night, can't remember what it was called now, but it started with them showing loads of family camcorder clips of this 'perfect' happy family, the kids growing up, having a giggle, birthdays, christmas', soccer matches, hockey matches etc. and then the film started and the eldest kid had his throat slashed by someone who was carrying out an initiation to a gang, I sobbed, and sobbed and sobbed, especially when the hospital told the mum he had died, would have been a good film if it had have carried on like that, but it went down from there on in.

Also of all your holidays, we went to Menorca last August, but it was pretty crap if I'm honest, seems like we never went now though!

Well, it seems like I am talking myself into pregnancy symptoms, even before I have OV'ed! How does that work? Bloody TTC'ing! And I am getting more and more pissed off at having gotten to CD22 without having OV'ed. Or certainly without having noticed I have OV'ed!

Am deffo getting some OV sticks next cycle (when ever the bloody hell that will be!!!)

Oh the DVD was called Death Sentance.

Good afternoon you mean! We were started to get worried there!!! Glad back seems to be easing up . Think I'll give that dvd a miss!
BB, what on earth were you watching? . Those sorts of progammes are stragely compulsive though - I remember being in tears after watching that series few months ago about mums preparing their kids for when they (the mums) would die - they all had a terminal illness Dh can't understand why I watch them..he gets really cross.
Well, L has been prescribed (over the phone) glycerin suppositories and movicol medicine to get things shifting. Am really nervous about putting them in!! Had a snigger to myself on the 'phone as dishy-sounding gp asked me if I had any KY jelly in the house (any other call and I'd have slammed the phone down ). I mean, what to say???.
Dh gone to get them, so will get my sleeves up and get prepared!

lol diege looks like your in for a fun arvo then??

it was called a childs hear i think, it was on my tv choice on demand thing and i really thought she would make it

now im watchign something about sex classes??can u tell im bored !

it is not as bad as you think it will be, Diege! Plenty of ky/vaseline...

Aright NJ?

Sex classes BB! That will stopm your boredom I'm sure
Hope so Teuch! Dh gone to get suppositories - poor thing, if she knew what was coming! Will go and try a warm bath I think - doesn't help that she has a 'thing' about baths at the mo'

Nat, I saw that film in the cinema, I was bawling at the first part too

Hello GJ, haven't seen you here for a while, was wondering only yesterday where you'd got to, how's things with your stubborn man DP?

More EWCM this afternoon, do you think I should tell DH or sneakily allow a full explosion??

tee hee, sneaky full explosion I would say, Moos .
Hi GJ, good to hear from you! How are things with dh?
Well, much happier here as L has done the world's biggest, knarliesy looking poo I have ever seen, in the bath!!!!! Just as dh was on the way back up the hill on his bike with the dreaded suppositories!!!
We are having a takeway to celebrate the new arrival!

Oooh, why do you ask GJ . I know sperm can live 72 hours ish inside the body, but not sure outside...do you want to tell us more?

Oh deffo need more info GJ, you don't get away with saying thing's like that and then sodding off!! Oh no, not on this thread!

I am OK, didn't mean to make anyone worry Just got a bit hectic here, one of those times where everything seems to kick off at once, but then you get to the end of the day and you've done nothing IYKWIM?!!

Glad DD has had a break through Diege, hooray for the new addition!

Full explosion Moos, go on, y'know you want to!!

LOL GJ, well it worked on Corrie, and Bad Girls......

You mean up the marmite motorway? , or the , iyswim?

Diege

It is a well known fact you can get pregnant up the bum, the offical term is 'drippage'

drippage from the motorway to the 'A' road?? . Poor GJ, she probably just meant an innocent BJ

Which would be 'spittage'

No GJ, don't do it!!! You mean out of the condom, don't you?

By all means encourage him not to use them, but nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

at thought of 'bum-baby'...

PMSL at 'spittage', you'd have to be a bloody contortionist for that to work!

This reminds me of DH's favourite joke:

Q. How you spot the porn star at the filling station?

A. Just before he's finished filling up, he whips the nozzle out and sprays it all over the roof.

Maybe that's what GJ's on about?

In all seriousness though, I agree with Teuch, trickage is never wise

Ha ha, very good Moos . I think it must be 'tippage' then, as Teuch suggested. I had a friend who did that, and then 'inseminated' using a syringe the vet had given here for feeding her kittens!

hi ladies had a great time with friend and her little ones
cant believe how warm it has been today!!
had to buy more summer trousers bum is definetly to big others 2 small!!
my chart is in temp chart thread what temp to i need to go over for ff to confirm ovulation

evening all...is this another quiet saturday? At least there is no [groin] from me

I was sitting watching Britain's Got Talent, then the washing machine got loud so I ended up doing that annoying thing where instead of turning the volume up, I watched the first 10 minutes of something I couldn't hear...

Anyway...the doritos are out, and I am heading directly to active convos

Enjoy Teuch! Up to bed for me now - even Ben Affleck on Ch4 can't keep me awake!
Speak tomorrow, diege xxx