Blimey Cal, you can chat!! LOL
OK, first things first, your poor little DS It does make a bit of sense what your HV said. Do you think he'd be happier in with the toddlers?
And it is very very very rare DS2 will come for a cuddle, DS1 (as a baby) loved cuddles, DS2 would rather smack you round the head with his shoe.... but he did sit for quite a while, his cold is having a bad day today, think he is feeling effects.
I have thought now and then about printing it, but I've never got round to doing it. I did really want to print out the labour threads, but well, the forest didn't have enough trees to make enough paper!!! I think a lot of them dissapeared because when other people started a new one as the old one's got full up, they were in Chat, rather than Child Birth. Actually dissapearance is probably the best I could have hoped for!!
The MW used a test cassette when she did my 'just to make sure' test What on earth did she think? That I had a beach ball stuffed up my top? I didn't know that was what they were called though...!