Meaty periods, ivf roadmaps & announcing BFPS on tannoy 📢TTC Bus 31

[Minster2012]

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we aren’t afraid of a modification or 2 as we have a bus with a beautiful panoramic roof seat where there is wine & snacks a plenty for those that need a bit of a breather from our race car but still hang on to our ride! 🌞

We thought we might make it to Valentine’s Day ♥️💓 but oh no we talk too much! If you want to talk most things other than TTC we are the right bus, tv, (married at first sight what the hell?!), pets, annoying DHs, good food & exactly how many orgasms should we be having?

We’ve got a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of...& February is gonna be BIG!

So grab your crotchless panties and not much else for Valentine’s Day 💓and invite your men (or women folk) to dinner cos they are being treated like a REAL LADY. Forget January blues. February is where it’s at and we say UP YOURS TTC, we are cumming to get you 🙌🏻🥰

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan

@HollieL567 taken the last slot in jan!

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@blackcurrantqueen @Minster2012 @2020mission @InkyPaper @Clairey844 @DJmum83 @Skip86 @Kirky658 @larrythelizard @Franklydear @Katao Thankyou so much ladies!! It obviously wasn't right for us and we'll find the perfect family home!x

@AHobbyaweek ahhhh look!! Lovely scan pic!! Hope you're well x

@Florence13 @DOB78 happy birthday lovely ladies🥳🥂❤️

@Minster2012 hard enough to remember to take photos 😂 I only see the voting bit on the browser @Franklydear

@lucyrp well I saw the "what I love about being pregnant" bit between vomiting sessions and cried so that was the end of any hope of me filling anything in 😂 I'm just not that organised anyway but yeah if you get a start on it I'm sure you will be more likely to keep going bit by bit. I'm sure they are lovely to have in years to come.

@Tornado2Inc ah of course!! 😏 for some reason I was reading it is as oregano 😂
@Minster2012 aww cute little X! 😍
Happy birthday ladies @Florence13 and @DOB78 🎂 🎁🥂🥳

Dear god I can't look at that thread any longer. My pregnancy hormones will get the better of me. Everytime I read a new comment I get angry 😭🤣

@Kirky658 thank you. How are you feeling? Scan and interview tomorrow bless you.

@Vil10 @notyetamumbuttrying thank you.

@Minster2012 your little man is so cute!! Actually melts me 🥰

That thread is pretty hilarious 😂 I mean I know we're all bored in lockdown but I still wouldn't have time to go out my way to make a thread.

AF has arrived for me, I'd describe it as a pretty meaty period 👌🏼

@florence13 any plans for today? I know there's not much to do but hoping you can have a fairly nice bday! I'm good thanks hun, I'm very constipated and have been running this morning, hope it would've helped but it didn't!!! I said to DH this morning somehow I've got to try and get through the interview knowing that we will be seeing bub tomorrow night and I'm so excited and nervous!!! Lol xx

Everyone must go onto mumsnet via the web browser and vote on that thread immediately. We are being over ruled with 73% YANBU.

Tannoy announcement please @Minster2012 😎

@bez91 sorry to hear AF has arrived.

@Kirky658 oh bless you. And nope no plans really other than a takeaway and lots of cake haha.

@AHobbyaweek it's a gummy bear dinosaur! 🐊oooo actually look at that emoji it's a baby crocodile!

@Vil10 that's the right attitude! Not the right house 😘

@notyetamumbuttrying I spent AGES trying to bloody write the word my autocorrect was telling me oregano too!

@Florence13 excellent, there is a singing clip too but I'm still not downstairs #lazydaytoday

@bez91 meaty period for you?! Damn it. Them's curtain twitchers will be allllll over it 🥩🩸take a 💊and have some 🍷I order it 😋as the instigator of all evil.

@Kirky658 do you know what the interview is like??

I bloody want a nice juicy 🥩now. You know I eat them basically raw? Can't do that if I get pregnant, hmmmmm

We all need to vote YABU btw we are frigging losing bitches!! Can't let the twitchers win
Get on your browsers, these ppl don't use apps 🤣

📢📢📢BING BONG📢📢📢

URGENT BUS ANNOUNCEMENT

Get on your browsers and vote on the AIBU thread that YABU

Don't let the curtain twitchers win 😝😚
We fight for the right for free speech, meaty periods, fishy burps and disappearing BFPs everywhere

📢📢📢BING BONG📢📢📢

@minster2013 vote cast!!!!
Interview is a panel interview via Microsoft teams so not really sure how that will work! I'm feeling OK about it though this time round as it's so similar to what I do now it's a different industry but a similar role so I think it will be OK😁

@AHobbyaweek aww look at the baby!! So exciting!

@Florence13 and @DOB78 happy birthday!! Hope you both have a lovely day 🥳

@Minster2012 I voted but the vote seems pretty stacked against us right now...still going up from what @lucyrp said before though so there's improvement at least

@lucyrp how're you feeling today??

Thanks for the birthday messages! @Minster2012 card and cake look fab, thankyou to X.
Got a 🙂 on the OPK last night so birthday BD later.
@Ahobbyaweek thats amazing!!!

@Kirky658 glad the company responded positively to you telling them. You may find it might also work in your favour as they now know you're an honest and upfront employee.

@Minster2012 I think you made the right call on delaying your covid jag, I felt awful the day after mine, totally run down hit like a bus feeling. I knew it was nothing to worry about just my immune system working and I started feeing better the day after but you're at too critical a time in your journey to risk flour body getting so run down I think.

Lovely to hear about your friend @juno231, its one of those stories that give us all hope!

Killing myself laughing at the AIBU thread, I mean really, haven't people heard of just scrolling on, to get to you that much that you need to start a thread on it is really quite sad!

Sorry to hear about the house @Vil10, there's an even better one out there just waiting for you.

Thanks for sharing your little jellybean @AHobbyaweek 😊

Happy birthday @florence13 & @dob78 🥳

It's only 9am and I've polished off an entire share bag of minstrels 🙈 Have been trying to give up all chocolate to help lose weight so haven't had any chocolate in the house but DS has been up since 4.30am and DH must have taken pity on me as he left for work this morn then 5mins later the doorbell rang and he'd been to the shops and left me a bag of minstrels and can of red bull. I guess it's sweet as thats his way of being thoughtful but I have zero will power when tired or stressed so opened the laptop logged into work and within 5mins had opened the choc 🙈 need to find a healthier way of de-stressing!

@AHobbyaweek awww that's cute! How exciting.
@DOB78 @Florence13 Happy Birthday! 🥳🥂
As for the craziness- at least there's quite a few people who think the same from the comments.

There's quite a few people with us, but I don't care what anyone says, I love you all

@Kirky658 I had some interviews in the summer on teams and found it better as I could have notes on my computer screen and read from them!

I've booked a wine tasting thing for the weekend AF is due. Need to think of some other things that are unsuitable for Preggo and spend money on them!!

Voted 😆

@Minster2012 I like mine rare but not raw (steak btw we're talking about) I've been borderline teetotal since July last year when we first started TTC but obviously it's not helped anything 😂 DH is off with me Friday so I might propose a drinking session whilst AF is here 🤔

@Kirky658 good luck for interview. I had one late last year, it was an internal job but I felt so much more confident it being on Teams whereas face to Face I'd have probably been a nervous wreck!

@Minster2012 absolutely!!

@DKDK123 Thankyou!! That's what we think too!

Okay I now need to vote!

@Minster2012 No, I'm not the OP! And other than calling my OPKs piss sticks, I've not really got any funny stories! Really enjoying the thread though! 😀

@DKDK123 ah your hubby! I know not ideal when you are trying to be good but the intention behind that is lovely 🥰

@larrythelizard all the pink meats. It's killing me not to have my medium rare steaks.. Mind you I can't stand the thought of it right now! What else... Mhmmm... Pate. Lovely expensive pate. Skydiving? Horseback riding? I'm just being mad now 😂 thinking about all the things you can't do when pregnant.

@bez91 I'm loving it because I can do it in my lunch hour without needing an excuse, haha!
@larrythelizard how did you get your notes on screen??? Do tell x

@larrythelizard mouldy cheeses mmmm. Very hot baths? Cured meats.

@Florence13 @DOB78 happy birthday my lovelies, hope you have a wonderful day

@DJmum83 temp rise is looking promising! Had my OD confirmed today as having been the 31st although I swear it would make more sense for it to have been on the 1st and I had ovulation twinges last night so I'm doubting the whole thing now. Best not to think too much about it!