Meaty periods, ivf roadmaps & announcing BFPS on tannoy 📢TTC Bus 31

[Minster2012]

We’ve got the fastest TTC 🚌in the UK & we aren’t afraid of a modification or 2 as we have a bus with a beautiful panoramic roof seat where there is wine & snacks a plenty for those that need a bit of a breather from our race car but still hang on to our ride! 🌞

We thought we might make it to Valentine’s Day ♥️💓 but oh no we talk too much! If you want to talk most things other than TTC we are the right bus, tv, (married at first sight what the hell?!), pets, annoying DHs, good food & exactly how many orgasms should we be having?

We’ve got a rowdy bus of newbies, oldies with history, excited ladies going forwards for IVF & pregnant mates we can’t get rid of...& February is gonna be BIG!

So grab your crotchless panties and not much else for Valentine’s Day 💓and invite your men (or women folk) to dinner cos they are being treated like a REAL LADY. Forget January blues. February is where it’s at and we say UP YOURS TTC, we are cumming to get you 🙌🏻🥰

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs
7 BFPs for jan

@HollieL567 taken the last slot in jan!

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@Dollybird89 your doing it for the team...no action and no snow....made a fry up instead and the day is looking up...

It's starting to snow here, ds is very excited, he was two last time, we'll have to go outside, I hate the snow

@Vil10 hope so! I'm not as body confident since pilling on the weight so need to keep up the exercising this week! It's my first purchase from there so I'm glad it's good quality!
@Minster2012 glad it's done. Hate the waiting about! Hope you slept well x
@Thinkingandblinking haha that made me laugh! It's pathetic snow down here too!
@Franklydear ah sorry it was stark white! Ooh love a croissant! Wish I could go out for breakfast today, miss Sunday breakfast/brunches 🥺

@Franklydear mine was too...said I wouldn’t test early....but lied to even myself 😬

@Thinkingandblinking why can't we just wait? Nausea is coming back, looks like I need to binge in the morning, just in case....

@Dollybird89 yay for 🍆! What is wind saga about?

Noooo @Franklydear I'm still going to hold up hope especially of you are feeling nauseous again!

It's snowing here now, no idea if it will settle. It did give it for tomorrow not today so I guess it could, we had loads of snow when X was a baby so he's not really "seen or experienced it" so I'd like to enjoy it a bit for a day with DH here then disappear 🤪😊

@notyetamumbuttrying everything is waiting it's awful I just want to know if it's all over or not ☹️😩just gotta stay hopeful AMH is ok and it's not

@minster2012 winx is about fairies lol bit of high school drama

@Franklydear so sorry for bfn😩 how many dpo are you??

@Dollybird89 yasss to getting a good dickin'

@notyetamumbuttrying I'm exactly the same!! I don't feel half as good as I used to, hopefully a good week of exercise and eating though and some of the bloat won't be there by the weekend😂 let me know what it's like quality wise when it arrives!!

So got another bonk this morning 3 days on the bounce now I've had a morning bonk, but OH fell yesterday walking and I thought nothing of it but he was in pain all last night, his knees, back, shoulders, so no matter what position we tried this morning he couldn't get comfy so didn't end up being able to finish because he said he was just in too much pain, he said we'll go again later after his bath😂 I don't mind too much because that's never happened before and he is battered and bruised so I should let him off, also not overly bothered because I managed 2 orgasms💪🏽🍆

@Vil10 I think 11-12 dpo, decided to test early this cycle, because the nausea is killing me, I don't have my usual af signs and I have a ton of test

@Minster2012 so jealous we don’t have any snow.

@Franklydear oo more nausea something has got to be happening surely?

@Dollybird89 I’ll add that to my watch list as well.

@Vil10 you go girl get in there. Although sorry to hear about OH hope he is feeling better soon.

@Florence13 unfortunately sometimes I get nausea with pms, so can't read too much into it, but I am not having the usual cramps, just pulling ones, and no foof soreness, af would be due on Wednesday, so not too long to wait, I'll probably trust it by week 6 though

@Minster2012 yep that's all you can do. We'll all have fingers crossed for you 🤞🏾
@Vil10 yes will do!
Ah your poor OH! Yay on the two orgasms! I don't always even get one 😂
@Franklydear hope AF stays away and those tests starting turning positive! X

An amusing AIBU below...

To think not everyone washes their hands after every single wee when in their own home? http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/4157611-to-think-not-everyone-washes-their-hands-after-every-single-wee-when-in-their-own-home

@Vil10 yayy on the 2 orgasms 🥳 especially with injured DH!

@Franklydear fingers crossed for you that AF stays away and you get a BFP.

AF has finished for me, DH is complaining he aches 🙄 so massage night tonight once DD in bed 🍆 hope everyone's having a good weekend x

@notyetamumbuttrying omg! That thread...

@notyetamumbuttrying oh my goodness I do not know what else to say in response to that thread

@Franklydear oh right sorry hun but would still like to keep my fingers crossed it isn’t PMS this time.

@DJmum83 Migraines really are shit.
@Juno231 🙈 I honestly never thought my style was noticeably unique. 🤣 Oops. And I'm too fat. Stockings couldn't possibly look pleasant on me.
@Franklydear I've started watching firefly lane. I'm sorry about the bfn.
@Vil10 2? I'm not sure i could muster 2 in a session. I struggle to muster up 1. 🤣
@notyetamumbuttrying 🤣 I've spent all day with horses, picked up shit and all sorts. Then ate whilst there. What's wrong with these people? Must be why I never get ill..... 🤣
@Minster2012 I have a question about ivf. I hope you don't mind me asking. You said you had to have a covid test and obviously the results aren't instant. I'm assuming by the time you get it, the embryo has been taken out to defrost? (I'm sure that's not a technical term, but you know what I mean). So if you came back positive, what would happen then? I'm assuming the transfer wouldn't go ahead but then that would be ridiculous? (I know this is a very hypothetical situation here but it doesn't stop me worrying about it 🙄). Because you couldn't be wasting embryos surely?

Joining the dpo symptoms spotting gang, 4dpo and my nipples are so itchy feel like I might rip them off!! I'm shattered but can't sleep, feel nauseous then starving. I absolutely hate this TWW I drive myself crackers. Just ordered some FRER to test valentines day, why do I do this to myself....

@Franklydear well I have my fingers crossed for you🤞🏼🤞🏼

@Florence13 I'm sure he'll be fine! I mean it was quite a tumble and he's got a bad knee and shoulder anyway from a kickboxing injury, but he's gone for a walk now to try and "loosen up" so he can't be expecting any sympathy from me😂

@notyetamumbuttrying sometimes if we DTD late on OH finishes before I do and I'm like ffs, especially in fw because secretly I'm thinking upsuck😂

@bez91 I think it was definitely the lube!! Yesss to the massage, good way to lead to DTD🍆

@paintfairy hahahaha I was surprised too!! I did have the help of some stimulation, but I'll still take it!!

Thank you all, 🤞, I just don't want to get too convinced and then crash down, I am not even late technically, just getting a bit carried away, I feel better today but not quite right

Shouldn't have got involved with the toilet police. 🙈🤣 Clearly they missed my humour from the first post and it's got out of hand. 🤣
I find it bizarre though how people just want to sit online ranting about others? Honestly. You can't control what others do, just move on?

Oooh @Franklydear and @DOB78 hope you are on track for some BFP’s!

Sorry to hear about DH @Vil10, hopefully you haven’t managed to batter and bruise his 🍆 as well... 😂

@Dollybird89 I watched Winx Saga and quite enjoyed it, shame it was only 6 episodes though. I’m also old enough to have watched the animated series too... 🤦🏻‍♀️ Different but I don’t mind at all. My DSis tried to watch it and was terrified though 😂

Not a lot of snow here, but freezing and blowing a gale so absolutely miserable.

Heading into FW next week with ovulation expected on the big V day so getting some practice in this weekend. No movement on the OPK’s yet but peeing on sticks furiously nonetheless.

@bez91 massage night?? Is this a thing?? We need to roll this out I think!!

@Vil10 jealous of your 2 orgasms also 🤣💕not sympathetic of OH's pain at all. He will survive

@Thinkingandblinking ha ha I've done that to myself too, told myself I'm not testing, tested so early I've then told myself it doesn't count right??

@paintfairy it's a totally valid question, the embryo wasn't taken out until my test results came back, they literally "thaw" within an hour then it should have grown on by the next day. Ours was taken out late morning & just didn't even react I would guess we would have been 1st for transfer the following day so 8.30am. So when we did it in September & we had 2 embryos left or last February they could have "defrosted" up to 3 embryos one by one after another if they didn't survive or didn't grow on & still maintained my cycle because I was all prepared it's something we had to agree to first how many you want to use before they had to call us /abandon in a "one by one fashion". So they leave enough time for all that they just have to trust that you don't get it in the mean time but I guess that's the same as any hospital procedure atm 🤷‍♀️. Save going through the whole drug process again.

@DOB78 So many ppl testing next week I'm excited!! We are due babies ladies!! Stars aligning!!

@Minster2012 yes that makes perfect sense. I'm glad they don't take it out until after! The one by one thing does too. I just had no idea how it worked! Thank you.

Yes, some stars must be aligning somewhere!

OMG I've just glanced at that thread. & WHO DID I SEE?!! Oh yes, our old friend OP of the we make her so disgusted with our thread title.

Who'd thunk it?!!

I bet you if we search that name she would turn up as having every "disease going", every sensory issue, offers opinion on every kitchen layout 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️