The filthy sisterhood of basques 👯‍♀️babydolls with easy access holes, IVF drugs & supportive hugs -TTC bus 28

[Minster2012]

Well ladies we made it all of 9 days before needing a new bus, I think I’ve had farts that lasted long, especially when they were in a bag (in blog joke) and now it’s an extra long one...bus, not fart 😜.

We are a chatty bunch it seems and we like to encourage ppl to get involved with our racing car of a TTC bus which can also be a bit of sex education class as well!

It may seem a strange ride here as we’ve got all sorts on our bus (not just the animals). We’ve got long term ticket holders where some of us have been around each other for longer than we care to remember now (so bloody hell some ppl here REALLY are bloody owed a sticky BFP now right??) but cos we love 💓each other and genuinely care about each other we cling together...despite some of us heading of to the infertility clinics, and we’ve got some newbies at the start of their TTC journeys, child number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 18 we don’t care.

Any questions ask away, we LOVE ppl to get involved...we love those who chatter!! We also love a sex toy 😉

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs

5 BFP already for jan...who is next?? 🥰

@notyetamumbuttrying yeah we get the crap end of the deal either way really? Whether it's a male or female problem. Seems unfair?!

@notyetamumbuttrying awww thanks lovely, hope you're keeping well? I am just so relieved that this surgery appears to have worked! Xx

@LB20xx I've only been listening to the lockdown parenting hell podcast recently i don't usually listen to parenting podcasts but it's different since it's comedians and since we are trying to be parents we thought it would be a good choice. I listened to one of Katherine Ryan's podcast episodes too as it was about miscarriage.

@notyetamumbuttrying oh tommy's! That's lucky, their maternity ward is meant to be really good I think. I'm at St George's so pretty grim lol - I believe they're under investigations for 250 deaths in relation to heart surgery alone?!

@minster2012 I've followed you on insta too :)

Sorry everyone, I tried to keep track as I was going through but I'm absolutely shattered and couldn't keep track 🙈😴 hope you're all OK!

Honestly, if all my various symptoms are just extreme pms and not due to pregnancy then I wanna see the manager because this is not on! 😂

@Clairey844 OMG how gorgeous is DD?! She looks soooooo cool!! You must be too, ok might change plan then hmmmmmmm

@notyetamumbuttrying noooooo to appointments getting cancelled....eeeek. I really hope not. 💗damn pandemic shit. @clolo @Juno231@Justanothercyster don't listen you'll all be fine

@Juno231 😂🤣can't believe you know death rates 😂🤣

@Justanothercyster yep no exciting sex for us for a while 😂

@Minster2012 DH was fine bless him, it was kinda awkward the time before when we tried anyway 😂

@Kirky658 yaaayyy congratulations lovely! That's fab news 🥰🥰

@Juno231 the danger is when mat leave is in sight, you start to not give a shit and then remember you still have 4 months to work and do a good job 😂😅

Had my appointment at the pre term clinic today and whilst the last doctors thought my cervix length wasn't too short, the consulate by today definitely did! So I now have to choice whether to have a stitch put in my cervix or have a massive plastic contraption in there 🙃 I'll happily do anything but I feel very overwhelmed today 😩

@paintfairy I agree! Used to it it now but it still sucks!
@Kirky658 I am thanks 😊 just waiting for the inevitable af tomorrow or weds 😣
@Juno231 yeah have heard that too but then also have heard bad too 😖 don't know anything about St. George's, hope it's better than its reputation then!! That's pretty scary mate 😟
@InkyPaper haha 😆 when are you resting again?

@katecolx thanks beaut hope you're well ❤️

@Minster2012 it's proper bullshit! Just hoping and praying at mo and I don't even believe in god 😆 does it still count if your parents believe?! 🤔 I'm sure every hospital is different and the other lovely ladies will be fine 🤞🏾
@KateColx wow that sounds a heady mix! 😣 when do you have to decide by? X

@Minster2012 ha ha I don't think I am remotely cool unfortunately 😂😂 but thanks 😘😘

• @Justanothercyster* omggg I'm on episode 4 of the 'My Dad Wrote a Porno' podcast! I am crying laughing!! But I have many questions, 2 being: -How do you finger a clit? -How do you finger a breast?

Rocky Flinstone has no female anatomy knowledge it seems 😬🤣

@KateColx well it's good that DH is ok with it thank god...if it's big plastic contraptions you need in your foof I believe we have a few recommendations????!! Should be no need for a stitch??!!! 🤔🤣😬😜but seriously hun no need to make a decision quickly I would imagine, have hug with your lovely pooch, have an options hot choc and can you have a chat with your midwife maybe?

@InkyPaper why not test tomorrow? Doesn't have to be weds love. 🤞🏻

@Clairey844 well your DD had the coolness for you both then 😜

Ooooo I want to listen to this podcast now!! @LB20xx @Justanothercyster

@Minster2012 please listen!! It's so fucking funny 🤣🤣

I had my lightbulb moment 💡 I was telling @InkyPaper that I want a writing project earlier and I keep starting to write a novel but life gets in the way.
Well, I'm making it happen. I have an idea and can literally see the whole thing coming together in front of my eyes. I won't bang on about it but it's going to bring light to the shit storm that ttc is, and I promise you ladies if I ever get it out there in the world, I will dedicate it to you!
#motivationmonday just got real haha 🤓📚

@Minster2012 your shepherds pie looked lush! Not an outer flap protocol I'm afraid 😂 according to the meds if it isn't clear by weds then I should go to the doct so we'll see 🤷🏼‍♀️

@LB20xx good luck x
Yesssss! It's so funny isn't it 😂 "runnel of liquid" gets me every time 😅@Minster2012 you HAVE to listen, it is comedy gold! Basically this guy's dad had a go at writing a porn book but clearly has NO IDEA about the female anatomy. It's so funny 🥲

@notyetamumbuttrying thaaaaaanks!

@KateColx Omg hun! Too much to deal with you poor thing :( hugs x

@notyetamumbuttrying yeah just a bit, I cried to DH when I got out and rang him 😂 it just all felt a bit overwhelming but feel better for doing some research. They asked me to let them know at some point this week as they want to get something sorted soon. How are you lovely? X

@Minster2012 hahaha I know, I'm all for large plastic foof contraptions!! But this didnt look quite as fun and doesn't come with batteries 😔 I've had a little afternoon of feeling sorry for myself, so going to pull on the big girl pants tomorrow and get it sorted. I think they want to get it sorted soon so I'm not too much further along. Thanks for always listening 💖

@Justanothercyster thanks gorge, just one of those days! Eeek I love it when you get a new idea that you can't wait to start on, it's so exciting! Excited to read already x

@KateColx I'm not surprised mate, very overwhelming! I'm ok thanks, just getting my usual pre menstrual pain 😣 already taken two ibuprofen earlier and seemingly warn off already!
@Justanothercyster oh go you with your lightbulb 💡moment! Amazing 🤩
Let us know when vag starts behaving!

@Minster2012 follow away. Im definitely going to stalk your followers now and try and guess who is who. @Juno231 I have you in my head as Pocahontas 🤔

@Justanothercyster well I have a new life motto now..
"Keep your chin up and let your tits and clit do the talking" 👌🏼🤣

@LB20xx @Justanothercyster porno is excellent podcast material, though I'm not sure we will be able to have it on in the car much longer my DD is not far off the repeating words stage 😂

@Minster2012 followed you on IG too! Though I'm not sure you'll guess which one I am, I am on private and happy for you to follow me back!

@KateColx sorry your appt was quite overwhelming! What are the pros and the cons of each? I'm sure you'll come to the right decision for you 💕

@notyetamumbuttrying hopefully they won't cancel let's keep everything crossed! It is a decent way away lots can change in hospital protocols between now and then! 🤞🏼

@InkyPaper holding my breath for your test !!!

@KateColx I would just consider the pros and cons, I've only heard of the stitch before

@Justanothercyster yesss just get it written!! I'd love to find the inspo to write a novel

@Minster2012 I need to give your insta a follow!

@blodyn91 haha well you weren't hard to find! I shouldn't be either I don't think 😅. Pocahontas is a stretch nowadays 😬

@LB20xx @Justanothercyster loved dad wrote a porno but haven't listened to an episode since my honeymoon in 2017!

@KateColx I'm sorry about your short cervix! Tbh after my LEEP a few years ago I'm expecting to need a stitch too 😬