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Minster2012 · 09/01/2021 18:23

Well ladies we made it all of 9 days before needing a new bus, I think I’ve had farts that lasted long, especially when they were in a bag (in blog joke) and now it’s an extra long one...bus, not fart 😜.

We are a chatty bunch it seems and we like to encourage ppl to get involved with our racing car of a TTC bus which can also be a bit of sex education class as well!

It may seem a strange ride here as we’ve got all sorts on our bus (not just the animals). We’ve got long term ticket holders where some of us have been around each other for longer than we care to remember now (so bloody hell some ppl here REALLY are bloody owed a sticky BFP now right??) but cos we love 💓each other and genuinely care about each other we cling together...despite some of us heading of to the infertility clinics, and we’ve got some newbies at the start of their TTC journeys, child number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 18 we don’t care.

Any questions ask away, we LOVE ppl to get involved...we love those who chatter!! We also love a sex toy 😉

And if you see mention of my blog then blame these guys they made me do it...#shamelessplug

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Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs
Dec 14 BFPs

5 BFP already for jan...who is next?? 🥰

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Minster2012 · 09/01/2021 18:24

Taking up their seats & buckling up...

@Juno231
@Franklydear
@Vil10
@notyetamumbuttrying
@LB20xx
@paintfairy
@penguinmumma
@rosegold33
@SEpoppet
@ wondergirl1111
@AHobbyaweek
@HappyMrsR
@InkyPaper
@Jane334
@Kirky658
@NoOneOwnsTheRainbow
@mooloop
@Sausage1990
@Justanothercyster
@Mrsbear1122
@Florence13
@Katao
@Amy00
@Peachesavent
@French2020
@Outback81
@DKDK123
@DOB78
@2020mission
@2alreadywantanother
@amy2503
@Jordie24
@Dollybird89
@RoRox3
@Hopeful110
@llemma
@EmmGrem
@Tournesol90
@Gem176
@kirky658
@florence13
@DJmum83
@khalidasa
@TTCAbroad
@KSP8723
@hollieL567
@clolo
@Deemama21

Heading for the Petri dishes in case of questions (though some are postponed damn it)
@Minster2012 (serial IVF er)
@clolo
@notyetamumbuttrying
@justanothecyster
@katao
@Dollybird89
@juno231
@DKDK123
@paintfairy

Newly promoted to the bump list
@Idreamof2more
@blackcurrantqueen
@laceymermaid
@joanna1009
@Ahobbyaweek
@Starstrong82

The lurker from across the pond
@skip86

Bumps who want to keep track of us 👀
@clairey844
@Missgoldilocks
@lucyrp
@laceymermaid
@justmouse
@AHobbyaweek
@Runnergirl1
@KateColx
@SmileyT
@blodyn91
@Catherinettc
@Ltay2
@BlondePotter
@Clairey844
@Mococo1

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LB20xx · 09/01/2021 18:29

@Minster2012 thanks gorgeous bus driver! These buses are breaking land speed records lately! 👀

blackcurrantqueen · 09/01/2021 18:29

Wooooo!!!!! 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

clolo · 09/01/2021 18:33

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Vil10 · 09/01/2021 18:36

Thanks for the new bus @Minster2012 marking my spot!!

Minster2012 · 09/01/2021 18:45

That's awesome @clolo

And in the time since doing this new bus
We've f ing had our first code brown 💩yep that's 2 bits there
Cant f ing believe it
And as I go to lift him out
My knees give way after my fall
And mr octopus gets 💩all over his head
And as I swing him to the toilet seat another bit splatters on the shower screen (add that to you Pinterest @Vil10)

Welcome to the new bus ppl
Welcome to the bus 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Vil10 · 09/01/2021 18:47

@Minster2012 hahahahaa howling!!!

Juno231 · 09/01/2021 18:51

Noooo not code brown 😂

Minster2012 · 09/01/2021 18:52

Honestly I think we've done well getting to nearly 3 years & it not happening 😂🤣@Vil10

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Florence13 · 09/01/2021 18:56

@Minster2012 oh no not code brown! Thanks for the new bus. Sorry if I haven’t replied to anyone on the last bus head is all over the place at the moment.

lucyrp · 09/01/2021 19:07

Have no fear, for I am here 😉😂

Kirky658 · 09/01/2021 19:13

Heyyyyy ❤️

Minster2012 · 09/01/2021 19:19

@Florence13 you can't reply on the other bus I filled it with stuff 🤣😂

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Catherinettc · 09/01/2021 19:25

Aw @Minster2012 u make my impeding new motherhood sound so exciting and lovely 🤣🤣 cant wait for my very own code brown, I had totally forgotten because its been so long 🤦‍♀️🤮🤣🤣

DOB78 · 09/01/2021 19:26

@Minster2012 @blackcurrantqueen thanks so much for the encouragement. AF is due 24th but its my birthday is 3rd so I'd like to hold off till then. If its BFPwhoo hoo if its BFN I can open a bottle of red

Franklydear · 09/01/2021 19:30

@DOB78 I am doing the bonkin just fine, I try to ignore the tww as much as humanly possible, I will wait to test even later than I was, probably ridiculously late.... but I don't know how I'll feel, or whether I'll be able to tell anybody, bestie definitely, work, I'll kinda have to...
Thanks for the bus @Minster2012, love all the references

notyetamumbuttrying · 09/01/2021 19:43

@clolo excellent news my love!!
@Minster2012 just read your poo blog and see you've said on here as well! Well handled! How's your knee doing now? X

InkyPaper · 09/01/2021 19:46

@Minster2012 I'm crying 😂 code brown! 🤣 Hope you're ok after your fall earlier! Thanks for getting the next bus set up 😄

@clolo yay!! Glad things are all back on track for IVF again 😄

How's everyone doing today??

Vil10 · 09/01/2021 19:48

@Minster2012 you really have, but I'm glad it's happened now so you could document here😂

@clolo glad things are back on track!!

So I haven't had an frer in the house or even tested in monthssss but I was on Amazon earlier and was going to put some seven seas in my basket and frers came up and they were £5.88 for a pack of 2!! So obv but then straight in my basket🙄 I think I'll probs be able to hold off though and not test, I say that now, give me another 10 days😂

Leah2501 · 09/01/2021 19:54

Hi I’ll join in with you guys cycle 2 TTC baby number 2! 😆 currently around ovulation period, although struggling to find my peak 😩 just DTD all the time

Justanothercyster · 09/01/2021 20:14

I missed the end of the other bus 😭 but caught up.

I'm PISSED OFF because I think (sorry tmi) I have thrush and my vag HURTS. But I'm horny as hell. Had ANOTHER sex dream last night, my body is definitely telling me something. And I think ov will be soon. Why the hell not universe, throw more at me 🙃 going to get a test at home kit tomorrow to check and then some meds.

@Minster2012 thanks for the bus lovely. Sorry about the convo you had with dh :( and for the horrible dream! How awful 😖 hope you're having a better night.

@InkyPaper that's super helpful thank you! I'll inbox you at some point (can only do it by logging on the website).

To all others, sending love ❤️

Justanothercyster · 09/01/2021 20:15

Just to clarify, no sex will be had until said vag issue is dealt with ✋🏼😐

Vil10 · 09/01/2021 20:20

@Justanothercyster ahhh thrush is the devil!! But you can get an at home testing kit for thrush??? I never knew this!! This week I've had a little friction burn on my outer flaps, I have sensitive skin down there, if I use anything other than fem fresh or simple it gets irritated and if I wear lace thongs for a few days in a row I get a little cut of friction burn/rubbing, I've worn lace thongs alll week last week because I threw out my cotton ones, so I just knew, so whenever we've been bonking these last few days I've been like "watch my left outer flap" 😂, bit of aloe Vera from my plant and it'll be gone in 2 days!!

Franklydear · 09/01/2021 20:33

A query, a colleague at work, not a friend in case it matters, has asked me to make her a pair of my fingerless gloves in black, I have, that's not it, but she wants to pay for them a fair rate, not just a token amount, I don't sale my knitting and payment is not necessary, but she'll be offended, can I tell her to make a donation to my favourite charity? (I do that for the poppies, don't pay me, pay the poppy appeal) or what should I charge?, #sociallyauckward

Minster2012 · 09/01/2021 20:45

@Catherinettc it's great. For the most part. It's shit for some others 😂🤣Full Of surprises 😜when are you due again??

@notyetamumbuttrying thankfully I didn't do the handling 😂🤣

@InkyPaper honestly I think I've actually killed my knees. When I sit down I genuinely can't get up. Killed myself.

@Vil10 this is the stuff that's happened ALL my life I just haven't had the outlet to vent it 🤪. Another 10 days for the FRER you say?? We will want all the gossip on this house after your viewing. Friday did you say?

@Leah2501 hi welcome!! Sorry you came in at literally the shittest time 😬my bad! How are you trying to find your peak? But we have a saying here...if in doubt DTD so you are covered there!! Do you have regular cycles?

@Justanothercyster am I having a better night.,..hmmmm well poo in the bath so how do we count that??? Jesus you and your sex dreams you are HORNY AS HELL!! What is this test at home kit of which you speak?? And I'm actually killing myself at @Vil10 saying "watch my left outer flap!"

@Franklydear yeah you can say you can make a £10 donation to your favourite charity

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