TTC BUS 26 - Stifling chilli foofs with paprika pants & telling Flo 🧙🏻‍♀️she ain’t in our support bubble

[Minster2012]

Flo app telling you AF is due?? Femometer telling you ovulation was a different day? Is that line a high /low/peak or a pube on your OPK?
When TTC feels like a proper TWATFACE, we’ve got each other’s backs. We’ve had trolling TTC charts, f**k boy bodies and a few of us are giving up and handing our bodies to the fertility doctors instead. Maybe they can do a better job eh?

We are TTC in often weird and wonderful ways and that’s the way we like it...long as we are there for each other, be it DTD, SMEP, syringe, IVF we don’t care 🥰

Don’t forget...
⁃ BORIS CAN’T PENETRATE OUR SUPPORT BUBBLE (urgh there’s a nasty image)
⁃ Pets, toys & accessories invited too, Rampant Rabbits 🐰, Fleshlights & dice
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION
⁃ We are all about the support

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs

10 BFPs in Dec so far ....
Another sneaky @laceymermaid in at the end!

still time for Christmas BFPs and for @Minster2012 to get thrown off Mumsnet 🤪

Evening ladies, hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas!

So just to give an update after giving into poas...got a vf bfp this morning! Did another one this evening (started getting cramps) and the line got stronger (no need to squint!). Due to CP back in Oct, DH didn't even want to admit he saw the line this morning but he couldn't deny the line was definitely there in this evening's test. Hoping this time it will be a sticky bean! Only 11dpo at the moment. Not sure it is counts...but since the talk of seven seas tablets, I got some a week ago and have took them the past week 😅 seems like they are miracle tablets if it did help during the possible implantation days. No other symptoms other than cramps that started today, altho I had have bad sleep every other night for the past week or so

@Mrsbear1122 tentative congratulations for you 🎉 will keep my fingers crossed and yay for the seven seas!!

@Mrsbear1122 congratulations! Seven seas strikes again! That’s got to be about 5 people now hasn’t it?

@Mrsbear1122 congrats 🥳 here's to a sticky bean 🤞🏾

@Tournesol90 what is DB? Mehhh upto you on the drink front! New Years resolutions and all that! Seeeeeeeee seven seas, we should all buy shares in these little tablets 🤣🤣@Mrsbear1122 🥳🎄🙌🏻❤️hoping that one nestles in for the long haul...I was just looking at the list earlier actually & thinking about you hun so pleased 😘xx

Congratulations @Mrsbear1122! Great news.

Hope everyone had a lovely Christmas 😃

No sign of af here but I've been burning through tests (what with all the booze flowing 😂) and nothing but bfns 🤷‍♀️ longest cycle in a while but not sure I can actually say I'm late as have irregular cycles and didn't track. Limbo!

@Mrsbear1122 congrats! Hope it sticks!
@Katao hugs, hope af stays away, and no weirdly long cycle
OnLy cd 6 so I need to chill, no tracking again, so wake me up on cd30... or thereabouts
Night angels

Wooohoo @Mrsbear1122 🎄✨ congrats lovely!!

Does seven seas help with an immaculate conception?? If so I'm off to the chemist..

@Minster2012 I am curious, how on earth do you manage so much sex (mornings especially) with a young DC around?? I think I need sex collusion lessons.

Hope everyone is enjoying the merriment as much as possible xx

@Katao argh I hope it's not another fuck boy cycle let's hope the BFN is just wrong

@Franklydear noted, will do. You stay there snoozing with your massive load of food waiting for FW & Reyes yeah?

@Skip86 ahhh well we aren't usually morning sex ppl but DS has taken to bringing a lazy bastard recently...thinking he gets that from us...he didn't wake up til 9am today, yesterday it was 8.30 so we were up making sure Santa had arrived & yesterday having not even quiet rodeo sex, Xmas Eve was more quiet spoon sex but seemingly no need to be quiet. Still not got that ninja roll though so I need lessons on that! There were big jizz lakes.

And @Skip86 I kinda still feel like I need to take seven seas. You know, kinda like superstitious now 🤪

@Minster2012 9am?!!! Oh that's the dream 🙌🏼

@paintfairy that's it isn't it, Christmas is all about the kids and bringing the magic to life. I guess that's what hit me.

@Minster2012 haha I have an image of you talking to your animals and ds now whilst staying VERY STILL. Hope you're feeling better today x

@Tournesol90 welcome 🎉

Thanks ladies 🙂 tentatively pleased and excited

DH isn't going to give me any 🍆 now that we think I'm pregnant, in case it knocks the lil bean out 🤣 altho we dtd on Christmas morning which if it shook things up in there...oh well didn't know 🙈 gonna be a long 9 months with no action....

@Mrsbear1122 tentative congratulations to you.

@Tournesol90 welcome.

@Minster2012 yay for the morning sex, we have been nailing that to. But I’m way past fertile window now think I’m about 12dpo today. I don’t really have any symptoms at all so assuming af will appear in a couple of days.

@Mrsbear1122 congratulations!

@Minster2012 cheese before bed?

@Justanothercyster yeah it's pants! I guess I'm lucky we don't see anyone at Christmas with kids, as no family has them. It's easier to switch off to then.

@Florence13 I'm 14dpo today so just awaiting AF tomorrow! Got to love this time of the month. 🙄

@paintfairy aww bless you, have you taken a test or would you rather wait?

I decided to treat myself to two glasses of Prosecco yesterday and I feel so rough and I’ve barely slept. I feel like I have been on the booze all night so somehow I have become a total lightweight.

@Florence13 no i never do. I have in the past, but it just stressed me out, so I don't bother any more. Plus seemed a waste of tests. 🤣 I would if I was sure I was late. I had a dodgy cycle back in March and i did then. But haven't since!

@Mrsbear1122 congratulations. I’m on a dry spell too. 12weeks pregnant and no action since convincing - TORTURE x

@Skip86 I know, we are very lucky he's a great sleeper, but he did used to have bat ears 🤣

@Justanothercyster that image is basically right for me 😋 but I think Christmas is lovely without the kids too 😊

@Mrsbear1122 awww it's often the men 🤪it's sweet and hopefully not for 9 months 🤞🏻certainly my DH wouldn't wait too long but I would be scared for a bit after MMC

@Florence13 nailing the sausage whoop whoop, maybe af isn't on her way 🤞🏻so you and @paintfairy are cycle buddies 🤞🏻🥰 and of course @paintfairy cheese at ANY time?? Breakfast time too as there was leftovers 😂

Feeling fresh this morning then @Florence13, get some Lucozade lite down you! It's a winner!

@Mrsbear1122 congratulations!! A Christmas bean ❤️

@Tournesol90 I'm thinking of no booze as of today (with the exception of new year's eve). End of Jan is my bday so I'm sure I'll have some then but tbh I'd like to cut back overall now that I've got a fertility assessment in Feb and I want to lose some weight 😔.

For the fertility assessment BTW, I presume I should bring OH?

Forgot to say that foof is so swollen and in pain 😩. Got a cyst I assume has gotten infected, hoping it'll pass before FW starts on Tuesday 😅.

@Mrsbear1122 congratulations and fingers crossed for you!
@Minster2012 dear boyfriend - sorry still getting used to acronyms 😂 think I might juat lighten up on the booze as I've been putting it away this Christmas. @Juno231 I need to shift a few pounds too so it may be a good way to go. Hope you're not in too much pain 😔
@paintfairy @Florence13 cycle buddies too! AF is knocking at the door over here...cow...

Hey ladies. Period not here yet but feel so periody. (Did do a cheap test which was negative) just want it to come. The feeling has been taunting me for a week now.
I think it's a little late because I ovulated late?
I've just ordered some seven seas.... I feel like I just have to after being on this group 🤣xxx

@Mrsbear1122 congratulations!! 🎉😊

Welcome @Tournesol90 buckle up and enjoy the ride!

A tentative congratulations @mrsbear1122 keeping everything crossed its a sticky bean for you 🤞

I'm well jealous of all the morning sex and a 9am lie in @Minster2012. My DS still gets up about 6am so def no morning sex happening this end, it's usually a can we keep our eyes open long enough to fit one in before bed sex just now.

Ouch on the sore foof @juno231, hope it clears soon, thats the last thing you need going into fw!

@amy2503 if you ovulated late your period will be roughly the number of days late that you ovulated. Ie if you ovulated 2 days later than normal your period will be about 2 days later as the lutal phase (time between ovulation and your period) is usually roughly the same each month- tho like everything with ttc our bodies don't always follow the rule books so just take that as a rough guide!