I can't be pregnant this fast right?

[stillfeelingmad]

Came off the implant two weeks ago, only had protected (condoms) sex since.

Planning on trying end of next year so didn't replace the implant when it expired and just had it out.

3 days late on period and feeling very sore boobs; lots of clear discharge and emotions all over the place

But surely it's so unlikely and just a hormonal response to implant removal

Thing is I thought I had miscalculated and maybe just ovulated after implant out, and even then only had sex with condom, so I thought it was almost no chance.
I've been drinking wine and coffee, never been drunk really just a couple of glasses here and there

Don’t worry too much about the wine, if you’re pregnancy it’ll have only just implanted and before it’s implanted it’s not directly connected to your bloodstream. Maybe don’t have Bucks Fizz for Christmas Eve breakfast until you’ve done another test.

Drinking is fine until you get a positive

Do a pink test. First response. I see a line. Don’t worry about the wine, if you are pregnant every doctor in the world would reassure you your baby is fine

Nah false alarm sent oh to the shop and did this one that uses words

I think you're pregnant

Don't trust the digital, there has to be a higher level to be detected by that than normal tests. Your other test definitely looked positive. Get a First response early response test. I think you are pregnant

Does it count for anything if I don't "feel" pregnant 🙏🏼

You could be pregnant, perhaps not. Whatever the case, I would just relax and enjoy the holiday as much as possible. Eat, drink and be merry. You can take another test in a week or so.

No, not really. A lot of people don’t... the digital tests need more hormone then line tests, and given that false positives are rare and there seems to be something in your earlier pics, I’d be careful and act like you are pregnant until you’ve taken another one. I’d get a First Response too, and take it with FMU tomorrow.

Well I've had a small glass of Prosecco and not having anything else, got the other digital test to do in the am, what a Christmas present that would be!

My friend used "one with words" that continuously said "not pregnant" she's just had her 12 week scan!
Deffo get a pink dye test like First Response

Surely if you’ve used condoms and they haven’t broken the chance of you being pregnant is verging on Virgin Mary?

I agree @Regularsizedrudy just the weird symptoms and late period that had me doubting it

@Regularsizedrudy Condoms are 98% effective when used correctly - so 2 people in every 100 will get pregnant anyway, even though they did it right. So I guess it’s not that uncommon?

Love the name by the way; Bobs Burgers is awesome

Those those 2% of people will get pregnant even though the condom remained completely intact/in place!?

@Regularsizedrudy yes!! And i know in a few times we probably didn't use it 100% from the beginning etc but yea even if you're absolutely using it perfectly 2 in every 100 people get pregnant