Bus🚌24 Dec TTC Itchy nips poking thru homemade wreaths, Peeing on 🎄crafting sticks, Touch me up 🎅🏻baby with your festive 🍆cos all we want for 🎄is a BFP!!

[Minster2012]

Welcome to the longest running funniest bus ride in history! Or so we like to think anyway...

We talk sex, tv, work, more sex, food, slimming, RHR, charts, spicing things up or down, crafting (a more recent addition for 🎄🎅🏻) and help each other out in any way possible. Oh and yeah Trying to make babies gets mentioned a bit too but more often than not our bodies just do what they want!

When I say a few of us have been around the TTC block I don’t mean 🍆I mean as a MN group, not just a bus, a mini sanctuary since March for some of through the highs and lows of making babies through 2020 ❤️🥰

How we roll on this bus...
⁃ No judgement & each to their own on your TTC journey
⁃ Sense of humour DEFINITELY required
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😘
⁃ We have fun
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ Now mandatory picture of your 🎄tree when up or Xmas decorations / Xmas jumper or similar
⁃ Ditto Wreath - extra points awarded if wreath is homemade 🥰
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

@Vil10 currently holds the 👑for filthiest/most embarrassing story, can you beat her??? Though @lucyrp recently spewed sambucca over her fingers so maybe that’s debatable

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs
Nov 7 BFPs

2 BFPs in Dec already and it’s the 1st 🥳

How many more 🤔

@Minster2012 here she is ! Baby pussy 😉🐈‍⬛

@Minster2012 I actually didn't get (and still don't) the baby pussies reference, but I just assumed it was something daft that I'd missed in the chat and knowing you'd written it I just knew it would be funny.

Unless someone genuinely read it and thought this was some satanic group who want to roast baby pussies, they've just taken offence at a phrase they didn't like reading. Then they worked themselves up enough to put the effort into reporting it. This is most definitely not the bus for them 😂

I had a COVID swab this morning....I haven't gagged like that (when you swab your tonsil area) since I last gave my OH a good time 😉💦

@lucyrp @AHobbyaweek so cute! I want to post a pic of my pussy too but I don't have a feline one. So I won't 🤣
Ok I'm done now...before I get reported too

Just laughing at @Minster2012 getting reported....and hoping on to lurk 👀

@Joanna1009 pahahahaha I just spat my drink out 😆😆😆

@Minster2012 I think it's probably the last year that elfie will be believed and magical so feel I owe her the full 24 days.... his quarantine was one day 🙈😂

@Newbie0818 yasssss kween!! 👑 let's hope mines come through soon too! 🤞🏾

@Newbie0818 aww that’s great news!!

@Minster2012 aww thank you will see how I go over the next 24 hours if it doesn’t get heavier then I might be more optimistic and re test.

@Juno231 completely feel you! My hubby is exactly the same and I’m on your page so completely get where you are coming from.

@Joanna1009 I am crying 😂

@Minster2012 ah I thought you'd got it already. Hopefully it's still there. Men.

@Joanna1009 neither do I. So I think there's things that aren't meant to be shared. 🤣 We'll all be banned! 😆

👀👀👀 don't mind me. I'm one of the weirdo lurkers 🤣🤣 xx

@Minster2012 yeah we've been having a chat about it 💞. And my fiancé feels it too, so he gets it, but obviously not the same way me and my friend do! Thank you, so glad I found the bus! 🥰

@Joanna1009 just assume it's either me on the gins (genuinely not that likely on a Monday however well you ladies know me!) or trying to be funny (but failing clearly!) but there we go, two bloody pussies wanting attention there! Someone go give them some stroking @lucyrp & @AHobbyaweek did I not tell you them pussies were sneaky like 3 buses ago??!! 😂to all those preggers lurkers @Catherinettc @blodyn91 @KateColx @Runnergirl1 and the rest watch out for sneaky cats 😹they bite you in the ass and AGAIN not in a pleasurable way

@Joanna1009 yes sane for the Covid swap urgh urgh urgh remember I said DH said to me "course I touch your tonsils all the time don't I love" errrr nope 🤣🙄not like that

@Gem176 love it!! I have far too little patience to do it every night! I don't kind a calendar I can do in advance but remembering every night??!! 😳but I can share pictures from groups I'm in! I love the "wrecking ball elf" ones!

@Florence13 keep us posted lovely

@paintfairy snowsuit back home with DH & tail between legs. This guy runs a company with heavy machinery involved. Send help.

@LB20xx it's so good you are on the same page with fiancé, hopefully it won't be long for you, I'll kick you off soon enough lovely...maybe even before I get ousted 😳

So I was meant to start taking northisterone to day to bring on AF but with being ill at the weekend and potential OV pains end last week I haven't. I'm just postponing til next week. Will do a test next week then start. Doesn't really matter either way but one more shot for that messiah for Xmas eh ladies?!!

@paintfairy @lucyrp @Kirky658 @Minster2012 @Florence13 I know! Super happy. And feeling very lucky as I know most wait months 😲

@notyetamumbuttrying I really hope it does for you. Have you tried calling to check on it?

I just had some weird cm, like snot?! Cd7 so I won't read into anything 🤷🏼‍♀️

Can't believe we got reported, some people are boring as shit!!

@Newbie0818 woooo for fertility appointment!!

@Minster2012 defo one more shot! Best of luck lovely!! X
@Newbie0818 thank you! No, we only had the call on Thursday so I'll need to show some patience 😂 have you had sex yet? Could be leftover deposits?! Cd8 for me and we're still trying naturally, may as well in case the sperms improved! Going for a shagathon December 😆

@Minster2012 definitely one more shot for the messiah! 2020 has had plenty of surprises for everyone, surely some of them have to be nice ones 🤞🏻🙏🏻

I do two elfie set ups each night. One is him working his way through the Kama sutra with barbie, these get photographed and sent to OH and bestie before I do the child friendly pranks 😂 I'm a big kid at times! OH who is usually quite bah humbug has done a full 180 and is now mr Christmas himself.... amazing what living with a wee one does 🥰

@Minster2012 yay for the snowsuit.

@Newbie0818 I hope mine don't take forever. Especially when the drs have ballsed up their side and its just delayed everything there. So you've given me some hope!

@Minster2012 thank you hun and yes definitely one more shot for the messiah.

@notyetamumbuttrying definitely may as well keep trying hun you never know.

Thanks for the tag just marking my place!! Can't believe someone's had the time to report the title 😂

@Minster2012 aw of course! I'm not sure if I'm being thick but I can't see where to do it? Can you pm from the app? And defo for the one more shot! X

@Newbie0818 so pleased your app has come through so quickly 🥰

@LB20xx you're definitely not being unreasonable lovely, I think we've all been there! It's so difficult when that's all you want, but your time will come and you may even end up with little ones of a similar age to share it all with x

@Juno231 £40k 😳 I'm not sure someone could pay me £40k to study again now 😂

@notyetamumbuttrying we haven't done it in about 3 weeks 😂 will get on it soon, just cba! Yesssss to shagathon, go you guys!

@paintfairy fingers crossed it's quick 🤞🏼

@KateColx @Vil10 yaaaaas

@KateColx I'm glad I'm not being unreasonable, just wish I could be super happy for her, but that's taken over by my own needing of a bubba! Yeah she said hopefully me and other best friend catches soon, and then we can all have similar aged little ones. It'd be lovely but wishful thinking I think 🙁 xx

Just started the Seven Seas Trying For a Baby vitamins today, anyone tried these? 💞

@Florence13 thank you! Yeah exactly. How you getting on?
@Newbie0818 get on the shagathon month! You can do it 😜
@LB20xx good luck! @lucyrp takes those x

Evening all, hope you guys don't mind me lingering; no where else is half as funny or moves as fast.

@Minster2012 proper chuckling reading about the 'reporting' and having to change the title posts- I agree with whoever said that if your mind works like that you're the weirdo with issues. Dicks.

@Newbie0818 glad you're appointment has come through so quickly-sorry if I've missed it but is it just you or OH too being tested?

@LB20xx I started the seven seas ones 3 months ago and got my BFP last week (I also started vitex this month as am breastfeeding so was worried my progesterone was low as I spot a few days before AF) so whilst I can't be sure if either of those had any impact they certainly didn't do any harm.

Xxx