WIBU - to call my DP "Sir W*nks-a-lot"? (LH)

[MamaMoonbeam]

(Lighthearted) So, yesterday I discovered that my OH masturbated a lot more than I thought he did! He told me if he's bored on site at work he'll crack one out, sometimes in the morning before he goes to the loo, sometimes in the shower... I mean, I've had my eyes opened.
I have only posted here as I'm a bit miffed to discover this when he should be conserving his seed for me as we've just started TTC.
He said it flushed out the old ones and means I get the fresh ones 😅😂🤦🏻‍♀️

Would you try and make your DP refrain from tossing off quite so much whilst TTC?

Yes I told mine he wasn't allowed. Think he mostly stuck to it throughout the fertile window

On site at work? Really?

That's not exactly.... normal.

@perfectpinecone I think I'll have to tell him to reign it in during the fertile window too!

@whereverigoddamnlike ikr! Apparently it's a normal man thing 🤷🏻‍♀️

I'd be mad if my DP did that, he definitely should be saving the sperm for you!