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[Juno231]

June BFPs - 24
July BFPs - 10
August BFPs - 18

September testing dates:
@mrsbear1122 - August 31st
@Juno231 - September 4th
@LV1987- September 4th
@franklydear September 4th
@frolicmum - September 4th
@florence13 - September 6th
@2020mission - September 8th
@mrsi2020 - September 12th
@vil10 - September 13th
@notyetamumbuttrying - September 14th
@Katao - September 19th
@Laceymermaid - September 29th
@minster2012 - October 9th

Hey ladies! I'm back from holibobs of doom with "non friend" & my DHs best mate & I have to say on the way home he even said "yeah that wasn't great was it we basically just hung round tiptoeing around their schedule & they were very dickish today" so least he realises now.

What did I miss?
@Juno231 your tests were fine right? That's good

@Franklydear do we know if you are pregnant yet??

@Newbie0818 I'm not veggie or vegan but I do healthy lunches like that & I have things like Cous cous salads, sushi (non fish if you want), I've made a big pot of ramen for a couple of days, it's coming up to soup time which is great for packing in extra green veg I did a lot of that when I did the IVF last time, get DH & I eating well.

Seems there's some ovulation going on around so you should be getting some 🍆🍆💦🦑ladies! Don't forget...if in doubt DTD 😂

Hey newbies! Welcome!

@Minster2012 good to you have you back from your holibobs and you do make me laugh 😂

@Busybee143. Thank you for that. Maybe it is, it’s not a bad thing though, helps me know when I’m fertile 😁

@Minster2012😭 no, we do not, and now dh stared saying he doesn’t think I am, but I still have all the symptoms and didn’t spot in two days,

The plan: early detection test on Saturday, and digital a week after, whatever the results...

Sorry, 3 days...

@Florence13 😘OMG I just realised I actually said "holibobs" now I need to shoot myself. 😳🤪it doesn't count here right, it's not actually "out loud"

@Runnergirl1 did I miss that you are swimming in CM then? What, no assfruit juice needed?? Now I'm jealous! That's fab though, get OH a snorkel & enjoy!

I'm just here now joining the "waiting for AF crew" should be soon then anyone think they might be near me testing time. The thing about IVF is you get A LOT of time thinking "ooo 3 weeks" and not much "doing" but it's ok ladies, DH could still be found banged to death in TTC Mumsnet horror story as we are making sure we keep practicing & getting the good sex in y'know whilst I'm still allowed to orgasm n all (pre sticking it in me that is cos we all know the lady can't orgasm after OV or IVF in my case in case we shake it out 🤔🙄😳)

However random thing for you ladies. I've done something to my finger, but not done anything (as I haven't actually hurt it) but all of a sudden tonight it went like stiff like I can't move it, swollen, sprained maybe and it's all bruised. WTF?! See pic any nurses out there feel free to diagnose 😂

@Katao sorry missed your message! 8 weeks tomorrow which is crazy, OH is allowed in to 12 week scan so haven't booked a private one so still praying everything is ok. Not really having many symptoms either except my boobs have gone from A to almost C cup 😳
Still stalking you all on here!! 👀 Feels like when I moved house and moved school back when I was 15 and didn't want to loose touch with all my friends 🥰
@Minster2012 viewing another house on Sunday thats for sale through auction 😳🧐

@Runnergirl1 deffo a good thing!
@Franklydear I hope things go well for you!!

@blodyn91 last time I started with a c cup, went to EE cup, back down to a d cup, ...

Funny thing, and maybe stupid, I seem to have nausea when having cramps, I say cramps but are more like a pressure sensation... I am going mad, ain’t I?
Another thing to consider, if I am not pregnant, what’s with the nausea, boobs and cramps ? And when can I expect it to stop? I am also knackered , but I am working standing up most of the day...

@Franklydear you are certainly not mad, try and relax till your next test

Right ok @Franklydear so 🤞🏻🤞🏻for the early detection on Saturday then. God our bodies 😫😣😖

@blodyn91 8 weeks??? Wow that's fab! I take it you have told some ppl now? oooo interesting about the auction house...I'm also joining you once again on the house renovation thang, we have a viewing on a farmhouse in one of our only choice villages on Saturday, the house is pretty old looking needs work but it also has outbuildings & a field, but they did say when I phoned "all our calls have been about that house this morning" & it's in a weird plot where the land is down a track & we aren't sure it has a garden. Also I looked into planning applications & next door have literally just put planning in for a whole new building on their plot which is "office/man cave/gym & hot tub" but 2 storey?? We also have a viewing for a v run down one next week which basically needs flattening & redoing so I'm currently researching what you can put on plots in planning permission 😂

@Katao they didn't annoyingly. Just said try again tomorrow as gp receptionists do. They best bloody be in! I'm away this weekend so won't get to badger him to call 😣

@blodyn91 oh wow 8 weeks! That's great. Glad OH can go to the scan with you. Hope all goes well with the house hunting. Aw I love that this thread is so varied, so nice to hear updates from the bfp girls 🥰
@notyetamumbuttrying hope you get an answer by the weekend.

@Franklydear good luck Saturday.

@Minster2012 welcome home. Hopefully OH won't ty o repeat the experience so if he thoufht the same as you about the holiday😉

@Minster2012 I follow so many farmhouse/ barn renovation pages on Instagram. The thought of putting your own stamp on something really excites me 😆 those two houses sound fab! knocking it down is sometimes a lot easier! Definitely worth having a look at that one that has a field down the track, might sound more weird than it is.

@franklydear you gotta test!! I hope I don't get that big 😆 my boobs are already annoying whilst trying to sleep on my belly

@Katao I just wish you all get your BFP soon 🤞🤞

Omg girls I've got a squinter and for the first time it's not on a frer!!

Had a gut feeling ao decided to test waaaay too early (think around 7dpo)

Have I got line eyes???

Ps came up with 2 to 3 mins x currently holding my pee 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣

Wondering if last af (which was weird and only a day and a half long) was actually af or some sort of ib as it was also 3 days early xx

@Catherinettc OMG I see it, quite clearly . 7dpo wow 😮 xxx

@Mrsi2020

Omg its my bfp!!!!

Now panicking that its showing on digital so early! I've never has a positive digital lol xx

Oh wow @Catherinettc !! Congrats 🎉 Had you been TTC long? (Sorry if I’ve missed it!)

@Minster2012 just reading what that your DH’s mates wife was saying to you! That’s crazy!! So rude. You must be glad to be home. I’m definitely having a few drinks while TTC, you need something to keep you sane & relaxed, a rosé a day and all that😂🥂
Obvs a personal choice for everyone, so she shouldn’t preach to you!

@Catherinettc wow congratulations!!!!! 😀😀😀

OMG ! Maybe you ovulated a day or two earlier than you think! That’s amazing! Congratulations lovely xxx

@Catherinettc aww congratulations.

I’m out on to a new cycle AF showed up this morning a couple of days early. Good luck to @Franklydear and @Juno231 keeping my fingers crossed for you.

@Florence13 hugs to you,
@Catherinettc wow, that’s fantastic, I can’t see how many weeks the digital says, maybe you’re right and last month af, wasn’t

@Franklydear thanks hun

@Catherinettc congratulations 🥳 I love that the CB weeks are so sensitive, so nice seeing it in words as they pick it up so early. Due May 2021?

Hope everyone else is doing well xx