Sex Toy or a dog toy!? JBB #bus11

[SmileyT]

Here we go again... 2 BFPs how many more can we get in July x

@katao - July 6th
@2alreadywantanother - July 6th
@vil10 - July 7th
@balajake - July 7th
@justmouse - July 7th
@blodyn91 - July 7th
@watermelonwizard - July 7th
@juno231 - July 7th
@KateColx - July 7th
@jazper - July 8th
@suemay803 - July 8th
@purplefairy25 - July 9th
@butterbean11 - July 9th
@littleRa - July 10th
@hopeful110 - July 10th
@ttcmummy2021 -July 10th
@clairey844 - July 10th
@jadeb1995 - July 11th
@2020mission - July 11th
@smileyT - July 12th
@sarahttc2020 - July 12th
@2020mission - July 15th
@clolo - July 15th
@spermatazooma - July 16th
@DB20 - July 17th
@chloedancer897 - July 17th
@catharinettc - July 19th
@mumof23188 - July 20th
@mococo1 - July 20th
@hannah88j - July 22nd
@lara87 - July 22nd
@busybee143 - July 23rd
@lv1987 - July 24th
@boc86 - July 27th
@DKDK123 - July 29th
@ltay2 - August 4th

Not added anyone that I don’t have dates for but I’ve not forgotten you just let me know when you ovulate/ know your test dates ☺️

Very jealous of your 🐑, incidentally I had one as a kid, only the one, until her time came 😨🤫

Oh my god yes @Clairey844 sounds fab!! Totally know what you mean & now I'm LOLing 🙈😂🤣that's so funny position of get fortnight! No one else took up my mantle of position of the day so 🤷‍♀️. I would pit CD1 tomorrow and you are in for LOTS of sneaky al fresco banging next week then YAAASSS

@Blodyn91 youuuuu hill billy you love the 🐑🐏and the dog of course

Right we are off to BANG just in case we get a free baby 🤩but I've got stabby pains in my tummy (might be the HUGE KFC) though

@SmileyT we only managed twice during FW last month so I'm making sure we up the ante this month 🙊 plus, I figured if we aim for everyday and end up missing one, it's not as big a deal as if we were going every other day 🤷‍♀️

Really, I just love dick 😂🍆

Gah did I mention my body is trolling me?! Had uterus twinges on the left hand side tonight and just been to the loo and wiped bright pink blood! If that's AF then it's early as I was only CD11 today! That would make my cycle 22/23 days this time 🙊.

@blodyn91 can't believe you spent your day rolling wool when I just stare at spreadsheets...

@SmileyT @mumof23188 DH saved the day and went to the shops! Had prawn and spinach pasta 😋
I had a Deliveroo yesterday smiley 😂 a Nando's, was epic! 👌🏾
@Clairey844 I loved that mag! Would buy it every fortnight and hide it from my mum 😂 can't remember the name tho, it was epic! I felt so grown up reading it 😆

Ladies I've been trying to catch up over the last few days and you move so quick!!

@Cocoblue22 massive congratulations!! 🥳 so pleased for you!! Did you have puffy sex in the FW? If so that was definitely the time! 😂

@smileyT ooo really hope vomming is a good sign for you 🤞

My OH was in charge of a bbq Saturday night and gave himself food poisoning 🙄 luckily not FW!!! And he's fine now 👍

Please can you pop me on the list for testing 31 July?

Sorry for all the bfns/AFs 😞

Love the quizzes @Minster2012 @Skip86 very creative!!

Just caught up on the thread - congrats to the bfps!
8dpo here and symptom spotting. Crampy on right side on and off this evening. Think I'm going to test in the morning with an IC.

@Juno231 I booked a day off work, to drive 2.5hrs to help dad 😆 I love it though. It was nice not to look at a lap top and stare at bbt charts all day 😅 Would have been an ideal TWW distraction, not boring CD1
That is a short cycle! 🤞 its not AF though. Mine was the shortest this time as well, with the luteal phase 10/11 days long 😬

@Minster2012
Fertile week starts on the 8th so we're going to do the 8th and 10th this time 5 and 3 days before ovulation, we're trying earlier this time rather than closer to ovulation. Fingers crossed eh

I can never decide when the best time is, at the moment I'm having 25 day cycles, other apps tell me I would ovulate way earlier but I track my ovulation on glow by using sticks and there does seem to be a pattern, who knows eh

@juno231 CD11? Ovulation spotting maybe? Or maybe your body is doing the weird thing mine has with random bleeding? Definitely trolling you. We have more seats available at the back of the bus with the cool kids if you wanna join us 👹😹🙌🏻

@Notyetamumbuttrying sounds epic your food. Mmmm

Oh yes puffy sex fir the win was it @cocoblue22 do we need to add that to the TTC list?? If @smileyT gets a positive then sofa dick, wine & homemade pizza are my fertile week demands 🤗🤔

@purplefairy25 good luck if you test but dint forget it's still early 💕🥰🤞🏻

@Busybee143 that makes sense to me & follows SMEP waiting for egg, everything crossed for you 🤞🏻

Well that's free baby Sex done, no sign of any spotting so who knows what's going on. At this rate I will be phoning the IVF clinic with my august period having skipped July. I'm just so confused over feeling so PMS /symptom like last week but this TTC game is such a mind fuck.

On that note, night ladies! 🥰

@minster2012 ah feck I meant 11DPO!

@SmileyT ahh I know 😩 I was really sad. Thought it was it.

@notyetamumbuttrying that sounds delicious. Yay for OH. I do love cereal tho 🤣

@Minster2012 haha he sounds fun. I have a biter aswell and it’s always me he gets. Ouch!! Must be a love thing 😂. That made me laugh, free baby sex.

@Juno231 how strange! Could be implantation? 🤞

@blodyn91 just seen your post. My dream is to live in the countryside surrounded by fields and not another house in sight 😍

So 'not going to test for a few days' just became 'impulsively poas before bed even though my bladder is basically full of tea'
Somebody slap me. Goodnight

Just done another test this morning hoping for a darker line but it looks exactly the same doh and my CB monitor isn't picking it up yet either. Think I might skip testing tomorrow and do it on Thursday to give it more time to build up. When I was PG with DS the line went from faint to quite dark literally overnight but that was 11dpo-12dpo I think I'm 11dpo today x

Hope everyone is good this morning just about to read what I missed last night as went to bed very early x

@Clairey844 more magazine I loved position of the fortnight can't imagine they would be able to sell it these days lol I was buying it from 13 my mum had no idea xx

@SmileyT it hasn't quite sunk in I think once I get a darker line and my CB detects it then it will! Yes I definitely want to see you all getting your BFPs too I'm so excited for all the testing! Keeping everything crossed for you for Wednesday x

@mumof23188 that sucks it really looks like it was. I bet that was a CP I'm really sorry you went through that. I've learnt loads from being on MN and reading everyone's stories and what the ladies say about it not being talked about enough is so true x

@KateColx aww what a lovely OH bringing you ice cream he sounds like a good one I can see why you choose him to be your baby daddy x

@Minster2012 oh no what an evening! That must be stressful! Great about the kfc tho 🤤 x

@lucyrp that date night sounds amazing! Are you far from the beach? It's like over a two hour drive for us wish we had one nearby! Good signs for af keeping everything crossed for you 🤞🏻 x

@blodyn91 looks interesting! And yeah you have to make the decision that's right for you but we've got your back either way x

@Amy00 haha we actually did! Maybe we shall name them child pouffe haha if we're following the beckhams lead that is! We adapted @Minster2012 third position of the day haha we were also very very drunk following a hot afternoon in the garden having bbq! X

@Dipsy77 good old more I used to buy that and Cosmo but Cosmo doesn't seem as good any more magazines aren't what they used to be are they! X

Morning ladies, cd 28... nothing happening yet

@Juno231 hope your spotting hasn't turned into anything overnight 🤞 are you testing today? x

@Minster2012 yes to still getting the free baby sex in 🙌🏾 FRERs being delivered today so will test tomorrow morning, this is the 1st month I've had a glimmer of hope... praying I don't take it too badly if it isn't my time 😩 how are you feeling this morning? xx

@LV1987 well I'm hoping you get your peak soon so all your hard work banging pays off with loads of FW sex 👌🏾

@Clairey844 boo to the witch turning up for you but new cycle has started and this may be the one for you x

@blodyn91 that sounds like a great day outside with the animals and your dad 🥰

@notyetamumbuttrying I'm so jealous we can't get nandos delivered here and it's my favourite 😍

@Franklydear ooh you having more preg symptoms? How long are your average cycles? Everything crossed for you x

@Purplefairy25 is it a sensitive ic? Good luck testing x

@Cocoblue22 maybe it's a girl as apparently boys can implant earlier so get a stronger line quicker 🙌🏾 OH said to me yesterday 'maybe you were sick because you had soy in your coffee and I'm allergic 👀' trying not to get too hopeful 😩

@SmileyT I think AF is here! Pretty weird cycle in that case - first I had early ovulation at CD12 and then only an 11 day LP... So a 23 day cycle?! I sort of want to get the ball rolling on going to the GP now but have no clue what I'd say to not be batted away until October where I'll hit the one year mark of no contraception :(

@SmileyT I've never heard that about implantation it would make sense tho as DS line was definitely darker at 11dpo. I couldn't see any progression at first but I took a pic and I can see it is actually a bit darker today. Hopefully my CB picks it up soon too and I've just ordered more tests so I can see some more line progression hopefully 🤞🏻 x

I hope it wasn't soy that made you sick! I'm so hoping you get your BFP this month you have worked hard for it with all the sofa sex x

@SmileyT I love that I influenced your lunch decision from half a world away 😂😂 brilliant

@Minster2012 I tried so hard but didn't dream of you last night 😭 I did have a vivid one though, that I was a pro basketball player who could fly 🤷🏼‍♀️ oh god I had kfc for the first time in aaages last week (cheeky takeaway while I was alone at the reno house) and it was so great at the time but then felt 🤢 after! So I'll leave it another few years before I have it again 😂

On FRERs I maintain they're the best, but also I would personally never use them before 11DPO just so I can be pretty confident with the result. Before that point I think you're more likely to torment yourself with a vvvvv faint line and then question their reliability. That would mess with me too much!

@mumof23188 can see that line on your pic, and with period 3 days early I'd say a definite CP 😢 x

@lucyrp I noticed that different logo on the earlier poster's third test too! Thought it looked strange!
Your date night sounds 😍. And I'm wel jel of you never getting spots! I still get them at 34 (even more so after I've been shovelling pigeon poo).

@blodyn91 why do you only shave the top of the sheep??! Genuinely intrigued.

@Clairey844 oh love! The caravan lodging situation sounds rough on TTC (but fun for every other reason), but I couldn't help having a lol at the mental image 😂 I really need you to keep us updated on how you manage to DTD during that week because I already predict it will be hilarious!!

@Cocoblue22 I think your 11DPO is def darker than 10dpo? But sensible to wait a couple of days before doing another.

Have a great Tuesday ladies 🍉🍓

@SmileyT yeah I tho m it's very important to find time together. Normally we always have a date night at least twice a month or do something nice together like go out for the day but we haven't done that for so long. We had one date night at home in lockdown but just not the same is it. I didn't even dress up properly to go to the beach was just wearing a hoody and my comfies shorts but I think the legs were doing it for OH😉😂 we didn't have sex last night it was a cuddly night instead i think the sea air got to me and made me tired 🙈x

@Minster2012 it was lovely actually I'm glad I suggested it. It helps that OH is home before me now I'm back to work too. I know I thought the same about my friends on my face 😂 I used witch hazel on them over night and they seem to have calmed down I need to not pop them now so they go away 🙈

@Cocoblue22 we're about an hour away from the beach but there's a back road way up through the mountains and that's the way we went it was lovely 🥰

Also CD59 here had the cramps last night expecting bleeding this morning but nothing when I went to the loo. Although the cramps are rather persistent as they are still here. I'm hoping tomorrow cycle day 60 is my lucky day 🙈

Morning!

@Juno231 ahhh 11Dpo that makes more sense but yes a short cycle, did you do anything different on this one? How frustrating but more chances to TTC I guess?? 🤔

@smileyT so hoping it's a special delivery you'll receive! I haven't had a Nando's in so long, I've only ever had 2 I think we don't really have them round here so not the big pull!

@Franklydear another one I'm championing! 🤞🏻💕🥰 what are your normal cycles like?

CD34 here, so still in theory in the realms of "normality" I did another OPK at around 6.30pm last night & was low, forgot later. Had free baby making Sex showed no spotting so we'll see what today brings. I feel more normal now as in not queasy now like last week. Officially in the who the fuck knows camp & my body is broken

Considering a career change to bus driver.

Disappointed in no dreaming of me @Skip86 😢I thought we were soul sisters