Sex Toy or a dog toy!? JBB #bus11

[SmileyT]

Here we go again... 2 BFPs how many more can we get in July x

@katao - July 6th
@2alreadywantanother - July 6th
@vil10 - July 7th
@balajake - July 7th
@justmouse - July 7th
@blodyn91 - July 7th
@watermelonwizard - July 7th
@juno231 - July 7th
@KateColx - July 7th
@jazper - July 8th
@suemay803 - July 8th
@purplefairy25 - July 9th
@butterbean11 - July 9th
@littleRa - July 10th
@hopeful110 - July 10th
@ttcmummy2021 -July 10th
@clairey844 - July 10th
@jadeb1995 - July 11th
@2020mission - July 11th
@smileyT - July 12th
@sarahttc2020 - July 12th
@2020mission - July 15th
@clolo - July 15th
@spermatazooma - July 16th
@DB20 - July 17th
@chloedancer897 - July 17th
@catharinettc - July 19th
@mumof23188 - July 20th
@mococo1 - July 20th
@hannah88j - July 22nd
@lara87 - July 22nd
@busybee143 - July 23rd
@lv1987 - July 24th
@boc86 - July 27th
@DKDK123 - July 29th
@ltay2 - August 4th

Not added anyone that I don’t have dates for but I’ve not forgotten you just let me know when you ovulate/ know your test dates ☺️

What luscious locks @SmileyT 😊

You're not the only weirdo @Minster2012 I dont like tea either.......I dont even like fruit tea!
Very true on the pressed, I remember trying the recommended amount the first time and it was like a swimming pool 😂 definitely cut back the dosage next time round!
Not had any assfruit juice, I have been eating much more fruit and veg so maybe it's one of them. I do always get EWCM but never in this kind of quantity! Could also be partly down to a massive decrease in stress this month too. I'm a teacher so now on summer hols, juggling online teaching while also looking after a toddler demanding attention definite had my stress levels through the roof the past few months, feel a weight has been lifted this month for sure.

Tho hubbys just found out his gran has cancer and its straight onto palliative care they don't think she has long left so he's round there now. Think baby making may need to be put on the back burner this month dont think he'll be up to it. ☹ Typical my body gears up to finally behave just as he gets devastating news. Life really does know how to throw curveballs at you, but also makes you realise just how precious it is.

@SmileyT ooh loving the ombré!! V nice 👌🏾
@SarahTTC2020 snap!
@DKDK123 ahh so sorry to hear this! Life can definitely be cruel sometimes!

Thanks babes @lucyrp what are you up to at the weekend?

@Minster2012 I know life isn't about appearances but getting my hair done really does make me feel so much better, your hair still looks great post lockdown, but can't wait to see it when you get it done aswell x

@Vil10 taking this as a massive compliment 🥰

@DKDK123 ahh lots of love to your hubby, that's really sad and like you say makes you realise what's important... knowing this ttc life you'll DTD once and catch this month though x

@Catherinettc @SarahTTC2020 just to be clear my hair is normally down for the 2 days after I get it done and the rest of the time scraped back and I look a hot mess 😂

@notyetamumbuttrying I decided that I'd bring summer to the hair even if was pissing down with rain... how are you doing? In fertile week already? Feel like you might do a Skip and be a last min July BFP 🥰

I'm struggling to keep my eyes open and will no doubt be awake at 5am 👀 have a good evening ladies I'll leave you with this little pic of a dog toy turned into a sex toy in the tumble dryer 😂

@SmileyT well I'm trying not to go insane and currently just lay on the sofa with some lovely mood lighting smelling my wax melt burning away (lavender😍) while OH is on his bloody shooting game. I have one day off tomorrow and might go and do some shed shopping as we need one for the garden and the Sunday I'm back at work and will be the busiest day I've worked since January pro malt so wish me luck 😁 and the person who's in charge on sunday has just returned from maternity but is working from home half the time but will obviously be barking orders because they know everutning even though they're not here 😁😭

Hiiii girls!!

Just checking in, still alive 🙋🏼‍♀️

I tried to catch up but I'm too tired to catch up on 2 days 😂 although I saw a pic of a Barbie and Ken gang bang kn my scrolling which made me lol. Knew you'd be behind it @Minster2012 😂

Gorggeeee hair pics you two!! @Minster2012 @SmileyT I also had my hair done today! Feel like a new woman 💁🏼‍♀️

Have I missed anything? Any BFPs?! Xx

@SarahTTC2020 greasy bun head with hairy legs! I've still got to tackle the hairy legs tomorrow, couldn't take it all on in one go!

@smileyT oooo you win for playing the ultimate dog toy to sex toy. AMAZEBALLS.

@DKK123 so sorry to hear that about hubby's gran that sucks. Oh and our body's are fuck boys we know that right? Of course you are gonna swim in ewcm at the most inappropriate moments like this. If you feel like making sweet love then go with it, if not, don't. Sperm can live longer than you think 🥰

@Katecolx gotta be me 😬😂

@SarahTTC2020 I have a long bob so can't even get it into a bun yet 🤦‍♀️🤣 I'm just a scary hairy Mary 🤣🤣🤣

@Minster2012 I wouldnt mind being a hot mess. Im just a mess at the moment 🤣🤣 lockdown has destroyed me hahaha

@SmileyT I like your style girl! I'm ok thanks, yeah in FW now and ready to get down this weekend! Although hubs is going to his mates to watch the football tomorrow so will be drinking n smoking all day 😫 I've told him to go easy but that's doubtful! Oh I'd love to sneak in around the end but I'm getting a bit fed up with getting my hopes up every time just to be bitterly disappointed. I've joined a 12 month ttc thread now as I just feel we're heading that way.,,
Ha those pics 😂
Night ladies! Until tomorrow when I'm poas and feeling more chipper! 😴

Morning ladies! 🍉

Just popped in for a catch up early before I start floor sanding 😩 and saw @Noble89's amazing news!! That has made me smile so much lady! After all you've been through that's just so excellent 👏🏼💗🎉 yayyy!!

But hold on hold on.. @Minster2012 you don't like tea?? Umm, I don't think we can be friends anymore. Soz 🤷🏼‍♀️
How was picky tea and shag fest?

@KateColx hi love, I don't think you missed too much other than the usual debauchery, but I'm assuming you saw @SmileyT BFP the other day?

Enjoy your Saturdays! Xx 🍓🍒

So af still hasn't shown (due yesterday) apart from some spotting and a pink and stained wipe. Wondering did I completely miss calculation and ovulation. Its normally bang on time. Boobs still pretty sensitive.
Oh a good note, we have friends calling for drinks tomorrow night, kids away. 1st night off in ages 😂 not that theres any minding in them but with the diabetes my sister is the only 1 that will take them. Everyone else is too afraid.
Like in laws live in same town, we see each other regular.
My sis is nearly an hr drive away 🙈 but I'll take that. Better than when she was in oz

Congrats to all of you with BFPs!!

We've made it to the end of term thank god.... now to rest at long last 😌

Wifey is due AF today. There's nothing yet but a BFN on Thursday so just don't know. This is a total head fuck!! 🤷‍♀️😒

@lucyrp well have a chill day today if you have to work a Sunday then Saturday has to be your whole weekend ✌🏾 ooh we've recently bought a new shed for OH to fill with more of his junk 😂 just try and zone the manager out, hopefully if you're busy it'll be harder for her to bother you as much x

@KateColx ooh i want to see your new golden locks 👀👀

@Minster2012 i was actually googling to find a game of sex toy dog toy but I'm no quizmaster so thought I'd just leave everyone with a pic 😂

@notyetamumbuttrying totally understand the feeling that it's never going to happen but I'm just going to keep being positive polly in the corner and cheering you on. Maybe you should seduce DH before he goes to his friends 😉

@TTCmummy2021 definitely enjoy your well deserved break 🧘‍♀️ sorry it was a BFN on Thursday, hope AF stays away and you get the BFP you both truly deserve xx

Would u look at how chilled out im being?? 🤣🤣🤣

Although I think I might have a Frer arriving later so all chill will be out the window 🤦‍♀️🤣

Nothing to report really except right boob feels strange and tingling, especially around the nipple.

@TTCmummy2021 I have everything double crossed for you!! Late af is a great sign ❤❤

I caved and bought some digital tests On a same day delivery yesterday. Dd woke me up at 3am for a feed so did one then and I got 2-3 weeks. I'll do one more same time next week and then hopefully the urge to poas won't be as strong, im not buying anymore tests so I'll have to find something else to pee on xx

So exciting @Dipsy77 ! I think I may have missed ovulation this month as I went purely off my Flo app (which was using 3 weeks of data to predict ). What would people recommend as the best opk or are they much for a muchness?

Good morning everyone!
@Dipsy77 snap, I’ve done a clear blue digital this morning but it must not be the type that tells you the weeks lol 🤷‍♀️
Good luck to anyone testing this weekend!!

@SmileyT I also agree that you look like maya jama from what I can see on that photo 😍 yes today is going to be a chill day and from looking out of the window it looks absolutely lush weather today so can go out for a walk with DS on his scooter. Forgot that OH was working for a few hours this morning so he's just gone already. Yeah we needed a shed for all the outside bits like the bbq, cushions off our outdoor seats, mower and of OH bits too 😂 hoping he can knock me up a store to keep my recycling bins in too if I'm lucky. And that way he'll definitely knock me up watching him work😍 it should be okay tomorrow as my best friend is also working with me so hope boss just hides in the office x

@KateColx I also want to see your golden locks or should I say silver ?👀😍x

Good Morning ladies hope you're all good just having a big catch up from what I missed last night as I was watching Netflix and stuffing my face haha.....

@Minster2012 that's good to know it is a symptom! Feel like my thermostat has been turned down ivE been wearing winter clothes and ugs to keep warm! Your hair looks lovely x

@notyetamumbuttrying woohoo to the Oreo choc! X

@SmileyT your hair looks so lovely too!! Was it the extensions you had the other day? How much do extensions cost? I always fancied them but along with nails waxing eyelashes and haircut I thought I should probably not get into another thing that costs money 🤣 dog toy conversion made me laugh 🤣 x

@Minster2012 @DKDK123 I don't like tea either or fruit tea! Only coffee!! X

@DKDK123 sorry to hear about your husbands grandmother hope he's okay ☹️ but you might still get some comforting baby making in if you approach it sensitively sometimes in grief things like that make you feel close to your partner and help? X

@Dipsy77 @LittleRa I did another digital still 1-2 weeks but I couldn't not but now I'm going to hold out my last two for end of next week and week after! (If I can!) I'm officially a POAS addict! My DH asked 'why are you collecting all these positive tests!?!' I was like shhhhh leave me alone it makes me happy! I think he thinks I've lost the plot.....and I suspect he is correct🤪! X

@Katecolx yes where's your hair shot?!! Yours is usually lush, mine hasn't even been coloured or cut that was just washed! 😂

@LittleRa fab!! 🥰💕no denying it!

@smileyT im gonna call your sex toy the green goblin

@TTCmummy2021 oh no a BFN but late AF, what's going on with us all??? Hopefully it will turn to BFP 🤞🏻🤞🏻

@CatherineTTC also a late AF but no tests yet? Is that tight, that's so chill, but 🤞🏻for the testing so is that today?

@2alreadywamtanother another late AF? So have you tested too? What is this late AF business for us all??

@lucyrp your day sounds lush lovely. We need a new shed but DH too lazy to sort it out

@Skip86 WHAT?? If I can overlook the Turkish delight & your freakish noting treat habits you can overlook the tea surely??!! Don't break up with me like thiiissssss???!!!! 😟😢picky tea & shag fest is tonight after lunch out, it starts with breakfast in bed though mmmmmm

@Cocoblue22 my extensions cost me £100 every 6-8 weeks when I have them taken out and put back in and a colour 🙈 and to start with they cost anywhere between £200-500 😳🙈

@Minster2012 not late. App says 5 days till test so of course I'm taking that as test for the next 5 days 🤣🤣🤣

@SmileyT thanks honey! Yeah I've already told him it's on after his shower. Best get my head wrap off 😂
@LBee2020 use any of the clear blues ones. I use the pink ones that go straight to static smiley but I know others use the blue ones that flash first.
@Cocoblue22 I bloody love Oreos so if they're covered in milk choc too, I'm having them all 😝 what were you Netflixing then? We've just started the sinner, took about 4 eps to get into it, but I'm hooked now!
@Minster2012 love breakfast in bed, how sweet! Is it your anniversary?
@Catherinettc best of luck on your testing fest!! 🍀

@notyetamumbuttrying no it's my birthday today so I get treated, DH has got me some very skimpy undies for shag fest later first time ever 🥳🥰😂

@Catherinettc ahhh I see, well everything crossed for you

@Lucyrp that's insane money but you look good I bet!!

@KateColx you didn't miss smileyt and noble89 get their BFPs did you??