Sex Toy or a dog toy!? JBB #bus11

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Here we go again... 2 BFPs how many more can we get in July x

@katao - July 6th
@2alreadywantanother - July 6th
@vil10 - July 7th
@balajake - July 7th
@justmouse - July 7th
@blodyn91 - July 7th
@watermelonwizard - July 7th
@juno231 - July 7th
@KateColx - July 7th
@jazper - July 8th
@suemay803 - July 8th
@purplefairy25 - July 9th
@butterbean11 - July 9th
@littleRa - July 10th
@hopeful110 - July 10th
@ttcmummy2021 -July 10th
@clairey844 - July 10th
@jadeb1995 - July 11th
@2020mission - July 11th
@smileyT - July 12th
@sarahttc2020 - July 12th
@2020mission - July 15th
@clolo - July 15th
@spermatazooma - July 16th
@DB20 - July 17th
@chloedancer897 - July 17th
@catharinettc - July 19th
@mumof23188 - July 20th
@mococo1 - July 20th
@hannah88j - July 22nd
@lara87 - July 22nd
@busybee143 - July 23rd
@lv1987 - July 24th
@boc86 - July 27th
@DKDK123 - July 29th
@ltay2 - August 4th

Not added anyone that I don’t have dates for but I’ve not forgotten you just let me know when you ovulate/ know your test dates ☺️

Hey crew!

Welcome to the new comers too!

I'm kinda kicking myself for being so relaxed this cycle, I've only been having seeds on my breakfast when I remember, no ass fruit juice either, just folic acid, I know full well if I don't get that BFP this cycle I'll blame the fact that I haven't been doing every thing I can! Why is it we beat ourselves up over something that is literally chance?? I

Thanks @notyetamumbuttrying and @minster2012 I'll certainly get it on. Local tesco has it in stock lol.
Do u mean ass juice as in it makes u go poop juice 🙈 I've no problem going and certainly dont need help lol. Prob wont help me on slimming world 🙈

@2alreadywantanother cos it tastes like ass 😂
@Vil10 you'll prob find you conceive cos you've been relaxed. That's what everyone says right "just relax" 🙄

Hello all ☺️ Gosh so much to catch up on. Going to have a good read through tonight. Just wondering if anybody experiences luteal phase nausea? I’m approx 8dpo today and feeling so sick. Just wondering if anybody experiences this regularly?

Is it that bad. I'm not good with that shit. I'll force a glass in 🙈

Oh and still no af. Tiny bit of spotting this morning but that's it. No cramps, nothing

@SmileyT I have sent you a message but not sure if you've seen it ? X

@2alreadywantanother it gets better after a while but not much, I had to hold my nose, tasted like actual bum hole!

@notyetamumbuttrying that's what everyone says isn't it!! "Just relax and don't think and it'll happen"

Oh no. I'll get the pink. Try it. Anything else I can try for ewmc

@Cocoblue22 I don't really go out much anyway only for a walk with dd or to the supermarket and I'm already super aware of others because of dd.
I spoke to my gp regards shielding and she said you just have to be responsible and adhere to social distancing xx

Ahhhh @vil10 the old "it's my fault I didn't eat enough seeds, use preseed, drink enough assfruit juice (yep cos it tastes like ass @2alreadywantanother not cos it makes you poop that's prob just an interesting side product) or say Hail Mary twenty times as OH/DH came/ bicycle my legs a la @TTCmummy2021 (@Mococo1 that needs to go on the list of what to do to get up duffed) and DEFINITELY don't let the lady orgasm after ovulation time that's a fact isn't it, we decided that yesterday was it @Franklydear???"

Good now we've got it covered that it's ALL OUR FAULT if we don't get pregnant we can all relax, wait, is that the holy grail of the list? RELAX??? It'll just happen??? FFS if only you'd said that in the first place @Notyetamumbuttrying 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

Not orgasm after ovulation 😂

@mumof23188 I've felt nauseous around then the last 2 cycles, more so in the afternoon/evening

@SmileyT maybe just act like you normally do and she will be none the wiser 🙈

@SmileyT pour yourself your fakies & whinge about another month not pregnant....use our stories for ammo 😂🥰good luck

@Mumof23188 ive felt super nauseous this cycle after my "ovulation time". Especially after 10dpo. And dizzy, and headaches. But then again I got told I didn't ovulate. And now I'm CD36 with no AF & BFN. So perhaps I'm not your best target market at answering. 😂🤣I shall get back in my box now. 📦....with my wine....mmmm.

@2alreadywantanother yep thou shalt not orgasm in case it shakes it out. Said the misogynist to the wife. We think.

@mumof23188 🙋‍♀️ also get nauseous a few days before af due (whether I'm pregnant or not though so not a sign either way for me really)

@mumof2318... Yep, nausea in tww common for me too
@Minster2012 one oldwifetale I am happy to ignore
I will try to relax this cycle and account for nothing until af is late I. August...see how long that lasts

@SarahTTC2020 yes I’ve felt nauseous in my last two cycles. It’s awful! Never had it before!

@Minster2012 haha enjoy your wine 🍷 still no nothing for you then 😩 frustrating!

@Katao ahh it’s nice to hear that others have experienced this as it’s new for me. Had it this cycle and the last. It’s awful. Been dry heaving and everything. Nasty!

@Vil10 I want to thump ppl who say that to me lol!
@2alreadywantanother evening primrose oil is another for ewcm.
@Minster2012 🤣 I literally can't bear ppl saying it. As if it's the reason it's not happening. I know ppl have good intentions by it, but my god 😡 😂
@mumof23188 I get terrible nausea, bloating, headaches the lot before AF. It's the progesterone rising that does it.

@notyetamumbuttrying it’s bloody awful isn’t it! I hate it. This is the second cycle having it and it’s new for me. Can’t handle it if this is the normal from now on 😭

@mumof23188 it's the norm for me and it's horrible! This is why I preferred being on the pill!

@notyetamumbuttrying I feel for you big time because I feel horrendous so you must get it bad too. I bet, I’m going to give it a couple more cycles I think and see how it goes because I can’t handle this awful nausea every month. AF is around 10-7 days away still and can’t handle all this heaving 🤢

@2alreadywantanother if you don't think you'll like grapefruit juice, just take evening primrose oil until ovulation day. 2-3000 mg a day really helps the EWCM along!

@mumof23188 & @Notyetamumbuttrying this is what I said at the beginning of this thread, that how do ladies deal with periods every month if it's as shit as this every month, i was moaning to my friend (& everyone here!) that I felt so shit for a week PRIOR to AF (was due) then you have AF too?!!! WTAF??

@Minster2012 @mumof23188 yeah it's utter dog shit! I never got this on the pill as I took the 28 day one. It was bliss 😂

@Minster2012 I'm not even using pressed or ass fruit juice this cycle!! Deffo gonna be blaming myself at the end, oh well, chilled cycle might be worth it!!

@notyetamumbuttrying how frustrating is it!! Like when you're TTC all you think about when you're having sex and your opks and your timing, how can you relax!!