Sex Toy or a dog toy!? JBB #bus11

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Here we go again... 2 BFPs how many more can we get in July x

@katao - July 6th
@2alreadywantanother - July 6th
@vil10 - July 7th
@balajake - July 7th
@justmouse - July 7th
@blodyn91 - July 7th
@watermelonwizard - July 7th
@juno231 - July 7th
@KateColx - July 7th
@jazper - July 8th
@suemay803 - July 8th
@purplefairy25 - July 9th
@butterbean11 - July 9th
@littleRa - July 10th
@hopeful110 - July 10th
@ttcmummy2021 -July 10th
@clairey844 - July 10th
@jadeb1995 - July 11th
@2020mission - July 11th
@smileyT - July 12th
@sarahttc2020 - July 12th
@2020mission - July 15th
@clolo - July 15th
@spermatazooma - July 16th
@DB20 - July 17th
@chloedancer897 - July 17th
@catharinettc - July 19th
@mumof23188 - July 20th
@mococo1 - July 20th
@hannah88j - July 22nd
@lara87 - July 22nd
@busybee143 - July 23rd
@lv1987 - July 24th
@boc86 - July 27th
@DKDK123 - July 29th
@ltay2 - August 4th

Not added anyone that I don’t have dates for but I’ve not forgotten you just let me know when you ovulate/ know your test dates ☺️

@Franklydear so a proper AF which hopefully outs your mind at rest against testing in a few days xx

@Minster2012 dog, dog, dog? Only because imagine putting that first goblin totem pole inside you 🤣
Thank you so much, you're absolutely right! I've been slobbing about all lockdown, greasy hair most days and tracked and spent 24/7 with him so I wouldn't fancy myself!! Once af is out the way it's time to make an effort and maybe spend a few hours apart so we actually get the chance to miss each other!
Love the support in here so much

@LBee2020 Im also attempting baby making after a postponned wedding, but this will be my last month of trying as we have re arranged for JUne 2021. Have you got a new date? Corona has really fucjed up all our plans but trying to remain stress free 🙄 - can't get married, can't get house viewing and can't get preggers 🥱

@Skip86 hoping everything is ok with you, as I have never concieved I have no advice. But looks like the others here have you covered. I would definitely try and take it easy though

oh sex, dog, sex.... although that tongue would be funny as a sex toy if oh had the ball in his mouth 🙈😂

@skip86 aww thanks hun, hoping it means I'm extra fertile this cycle as my body has literally been in pregnancy mode since March 🤣 pretty sure DH is fed up of knocking me up lol x

maybe your body is stretching to accommodate?

No pain/cramping prior only the stretching pain thinking it was Af before the bfps! only when the bleeding got more than spotting did I feel like I got hit by a couple of buses so I think you're okay probs just a bit of IB which is normal and so is other bleedingx

@skip86 @lucyrp haha 😂 the fact I wrote that in 10seconds shows how crazy we are! Have i missed anything off the list? Thinking we should do one large ttc summary 101 and then we can all screenshot it for future references 🤣

@fleeflyyfooo im not onto seed cycling yet! But probs will be next month 🤣🤣 we are a crazy bunch on here lol - it's something to do with taking certain seeds at diff points in your cycle

@franklydear sorry to hear you're having a heavier cycle! hot water bottle xxx

@blodyn91 hugs to you xxx

@newbie0818 oh okie reveal is going to be: we have a large kitchen splash back (which u see as soon as you enter the living/kitchen/dining! Kind of like the one below but goes all the way up to the cabinet

Id probs make a wire and hang up the baby grow and some little footies on pegs above

buy one of those boards below and say

you+me= 3rd time lucky!
Bun In the oven
⬇️

With the pregnancy test bluetacked on as well- it looks good in my head!

(Trying not to buy the board & another baby grow now so it's not a bad omen lol but it's in my eBay basket 😂)

Il probably fill the background with lots of pink and blue polka dots or something!

@newbie0818 oh okie reveal is going to be: we have a large kitchen splash back (which u see as soon as you enter the living/kitchen/dining! Kind of like the one below but goes all the way up to the cabinet

Id probs make a wire and hang up the baby grow and some little footies on pegs above

buy one of those boards below and say

you+me= 3rd time lucky!
Bun In the oven
⬇️

With the pregnancy test bluetacked on as well- it looks good in my head!

(Trying not to buy the board & another baby grow now so it's not a bad omen lol but it's in my eBay basket 😂)

Il probably fill the background with lots of pink and blue polka dots or something!

@SmileyT did the digital weeks indicator yesterday at 12dpo and got 1-2 weeks and done CB monitor today and that's picked it up too can't really misread that one (I've attached the photo) x

@Dipsy77 yeah I'm tired too, really thirsty, and really cold all the time! X

@blodyn91 Iceland sounds amazing! I'd love to go and see northern lights x

@lucyrp that evap line is bad I wouldn't use them now I've seen that x

@Skip86 can DH not take over sanding duty? Try to take it easy and look after yourself and little bean x

@Minster2012 haha I still love that baby making combo description! Don't forget the eating my body weight in Oreo chocolate too haha!!
Sex
Dog
Dog 🤣x

@Mococo1 actually I am quite pleased with a heavier af, weird, I know, I can't remember who said I cannot mistake this one, I often have a bit of spotting over 2 days and call that a period, so when I say heavier, I mean I had to change the pad!🤣

@franklydear yaaay♥️👍🏽😬 happy you're happy!

Hold on @Skip86 you are sanding??? Errrr nope, step away from sanding duties love. NOW. Yes in most hospitals we have early pregnancy units where they do emergency scanning, it's ironic that's where you go for miscarriages & like me to have your medicated miscarriage but hey ho, it's a shame you don't have similar...they prob scan here from about 5.5 weeks, internally then externally if bleeding.

@Fleeflyyflooo someone gave you a baby as wedding present??!!!! Woah! 🥰I mean, maybe they shoulda checked with you first but fair enough 🤷‍♀️😳

@SarahTTC2020 glad rags at the ready gorgeous , we've all done it don't worry 💕

@Franklydear it's just a good old freshen up and clear out, ready for nesting

Oh yes and of course the Oreo chocolate @cocoblue22 that's where I'm going wrong 🤔😬.yep that's a definite on the old pregnant thing there!! 💕🥰

@Minster2012
Sex
Dog
Dog
Although I'm always wrong 😂

Thank you for your kind words ladies 😘

Still only a barely there line on my lunchtime OPK, and my RHR is still flatlining - it's been at 61bpm since the 30th, bar Monday when it went up to 62bpm. CM is somewhere between creamy and watery, but cervix seems pretty looooooow so who the eff knows what's going on 😂 CD22!!

Can I come and sit at the back of the bus while I get my shit together?!

blodyn91 We haven't rescheduled yet as our venue couldn't offer us an alternative until summer 2022. We're going to focus on this for a bit and then look at making some plans next year when we have a better idea of what the "new normal" for weddings is!

Is perfectly acceptable to have cake for lunch, as a main, right?

@LV1987 ive just lit up an imaginary B&H for you, squished over @katao, @Lucyrp & we are giggling over getting hump day with More magazines position of the week over here...get yourself to the back GIRLFRIEND with your non sensical OPKs 🤗😆

@LV1987 ive just lit up an imaginary B&H for you, squished over @katao, @Lucyrp & we are giggling over getting hump day with More magazines position of the week over here...get yourself to the back GIRLFRIEND with your non sensical OPKs 🤗😆

@Franklydear always acceptable but it should be mandatory whilst AF is there!

Been invited to a garden party on Saturday but don't really fancy it as AF is due that day and the 2 girls are pregnant... It's acceptable to not want to go right? Tempted to test in the morning (13dpo) just to get it out of my system and then maybe I'll want to go 🤷🏼‍♀️

Omg @Minster2012 those dolls actually have nobs 😂😂

@SarahTTC2020 same with my OH! If it wasn't for TTC he'd only initiate every 10-14 days whereas back when we first met we'd DTD multiple times a day 😅. He blames it on being tired, and that it's normal for it not to feel as exciting as back then but I could def be going 3-4 times a week so am not at all getting it and therefore inevitably get hurt by it!

Welcome to you all the new ladies! Hope you're not prudes cause this bus can get quite filthy 😂

@LV1987 they've not just got knobs, they've got MASSIVE knobs 🍆

@SarahTTC2020 course it's ok not to want to go. It's also ok to want to test, what if its positive, you won't want to drink then they might guess. What would you say 🤔

@Mococo1 that's so cute!! Really hope this is it for you 🤞🏼🤞🏼 I have a treasure hunt all planned out with little clues and riddles written on heart shaped cards, did them ages ago and just cannot wait to use them 😭

@Minster2012 I'm so sure it's a negative. But they both know I'm trying to lose weight so I think they would be fine if I didn't drink. I do have a rep for being a drinker though 🙈

@Newbie0818 that's so sweet, I hope this time is your one 🥰

@Skip86 I'm glad you have an appt booked always nice to talk it through with a professional 🙏

@Minster2012 I'm all good no real nausea or any symptoms tbf, if I had to push for one I'd say my nipples are a tad sore but only really when I squeeze them 😂 also your friend sounds like an absolute 🍆 .... ooh sex, sex, dog!?

@SarahTTC2020 I'm sure OH thinks your gorgeous or he wouldn't want to procreate with ya 😉 totally acceptable to not want to go to the garden party... it's your life you can do whatever you want 👌🏾

Welcome @LBee2020 👋 and @Fleeflyyflooo

@pondplant did you track ovulation? Could just be that you ovulated later than expected... maybe test again in a week? xx

@Mococo1 love that idea much better than me running into a dark room at 4am and waving a stick I'd peed on in his face - my OH did say I couldn't tell MN before him so had to be done straight away 😂

@Cocoblue22 oh yay, no doubting it, you're definitely preggers been confirmed every way I can think of 😘

Had my brows done this morning and just in the dryer at the hairdressers and it's been my fave day in ages 💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️