More Afternoon Delight (Bus 9)

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Here we go again you wonderful ladies - entry requirements are a suggestion for 'sex position of the day' 😉

20 BFPs so far in June how many more will we get!?

@egg2020 - June 24th
@marshmallow123 - June 26th
@stabal - June 26th
@madz27 - June 27th
@skip86 - June 28th
@missgoldilocks - June 28th
@newbie0818 - June 30th
@vp91x - June 30th
@lucyrp - July 1st
@sweetdreams92 - July 1st
@sausage1990 - July 1st
@busybee143 - July 1st
@lucie91 - July 2nd
@minster2012 - July 3rd
@dipsy77 -July 3rd
@dkdk123 - July 4th
@katao - July 4th
@amy00 - July 5th
@ltay2 - July 5th
@notyetamumbuttrying - July 5th
@vil10 - July 6th
@franklydear - July 6th
@justmouse - July 7th
@blodyn91 - July 7th
@cocoblue22 - July 7th
@watermelonwizard - July 7th
@smileyT - July 8th
@jazper - July 8th
@littleRa - July 10th
@clairey844 - July 10th
@2020mission - July 15th
@DB20 - July 17th
@mococo1 - July 20th
@sarahttc2020 - July 21st
@lv1987 - July 24th

Anyone missing just let me know your next testing date xx

So sorry for the BFNs @ltay2 & @Amy00 boooooooo rubbish. Lots of positivity for onwards & upwards

@Katao yes, if you wanted to you would have just done it, absolutely right. You are Nicola sturgeon. So what does the day hold?

@diamondbutterfly yes I definitely don't think they have a self destruct button set for yesterday 🥰it's just to make you spend more money so it's only a day & if you have one for next week (I know there are those that love a line develop but I've seen it cause more stress so I'm not like that) then I'd def take that one as correct 🌟🦄💕🥰CONGRATULATIONS

@smileyT that quad shot is HOT!! You are so like me, yesterday I was like meh AF is coming, what would I like to buy....line it up then when it comes I might accidentally buy 🤷‍♀️

I'm also feeling positive for everyone else & here's your daily random minster shit...
-So this morning is DS nursery day so I've put washing on, got back into bed read MN & FB whilst drinking coffee & watching "dogging tales on channel 4"

• done pilates
• dogging tales led automatically onto "the bizarre fetish handbook" - there's a fetish called "Forniphelia" turning humans into furniture for pleasure so you know I was educated whilst doing pilates 🤔
• washed hair, still pink on ends FYI it's now in a towel turban whilst
• hoovered bed room
• now gonna dry hair whilst drinking herbal tea
• then off out on a long dog walk with friend I got smashed with on a weds 2 weeks ago whilst bleeding (note, this is at 10am so NO WINE)

🥰then got more paperwork & sorting cupboards to do as house viewing cancelled

@Cocoblue22 just picking back up on the BMI conversation... I trained for a marathon a couple of years ago, and running made me shred so much fat, but because I ended up more muscular, my BMI got even worse! This is despite fitting into size 10 jeans comfortably at the time, it is SO flawed.

Sorry to hear about the BFN ladies. I'm hopeful for super Saturday though - my boys go back to their mums on Saturday, so I'm hoping for a string of BFPs to lift my mood! (no pressure 😂)

CD14 here, midday-ish is OPK time and I'm expecting them to stay stark white for a few days yet! But, for those of you who are interested in RHR, mine has now dipped which seems to happen just before fertile week so things seem to be moving in the right direction 🤞

Also, chicken Kiev lovers - M&S is the one!

@Vil10 It could technically still be too early, only 10DPO but I'm still spotting slightly today so in reality think I'm out!

@LV1987 All this talk of chicken kievs is making me want one!! Not had a kiev in years! 🤤

On the chicken kievs, I bought some a few weeks ago after many years, ds comment was if I could just stick to buying normal chicken, that'll be great😲🤷

Sorry to hear about the bfn’s. Fingers crossed for next cycles

@diamondbutterfly - congratulations x

Hope you are all well x

Ps, for those of you who think all I do is watch porn all day, I don't! I watch crappy tv to turn my brain off & there isn't any crappy tv currently Cos of covid (think made in chelsea, love island, or even annoying new Stacey Dooley shit) so I'm trailing through channel 4 archives Cos I've watched gogglebox which is the only thing they can do socially distanced.
That's my disclaimer & im sticking to it *

@Minster2012 No disclaimer necessary 😂 love a random channel 4 documentary!

@KateColx I did the same after I got married I put on all the weight I had lost pre wedding plus a bit more! We were so happy tho and going away for weekends loads, holidays meals out etc so it was happy fun weight! I'm always thinner when I'm unhappy! I'd rather be chunkier and happy though! X

@vil10 I had sore nipples but they've gone now too so that must of been progesterone. Last time I noticed my achey boobs at 10dpo but I suspect it may be different the second time as my boobs are already bigger than pre pregnancy so maybe they won't get as sore this time?!? Who knows 🤷🏼‍♀️ x

@2alreadywantanother sounds like you're good at losing the weight tho so that's good. I think it's normal to put some on then lose it then it goes back on when you relax and have fun then be strict again to lose it that's what mine does it's a never ending cycle! X

@SmileyT you should have bought it....it's the best chocolate ever I ate the whole giant bar over two days oops! 🐷 x

@Minster2012 what's wrong with the concentrate ones? Think that's all they had for the pink ass fruit? 🤯 still love your purple hair wish I was brave enough to have purple or red hair x

@Busybee143 sorry af got you....on to a fresh new cycle 🤞🏻 for BFP before end of July x

@Minster2012 omg I watched dogging tales too!! 😂 "do you want your dick sucked Terry?" "No I'm cold" 😂😂😂

@Minster2012 haha we would never leave without you don't worry! You are our rock and voice of reason and inspiration with the sex positions 🤣 WE NEED YOU!!! Also how have I never heard of this Tony? He sounds like a legend!! X

@lucyrp aww kitten sitting sounds cute!! X

@SmileyT 🤣 at your post x

@Madz123 sorry to hear you think you're out could be a late BFP? X

Hi everyone, I'm hopping on board, due to test 8/07, good luck everyone

@franklydear your DS's chicken kiev comment cracked me up!

6 DPO here and temp this morning went up from 36.46 yesterday to 36.64 today so I'm happy it's not hovering just above the cover line right now. Interested to see the it develop for the rest of the LP.

@diamondbutterfly congrats! I'd definitely trust it!

@Amy00 I'm sorry about the temp drop :( you have a really healthy looking chart though so should just be a matter of time hopefully!

@Suemay803 welcome! I'll probably test that day too - would put me at 12 DPO :)

Hi hi 👋🏼👋🏼 soz ive been awol with actually posting but I have been reading everything! Just busy busy over here as per usual. Yesterday I spent not one, not three, but SIX hours in ikea and bought an entire kitchen, laundry, bathroom, and built in robe. Fun times.
And @Minster2012 seeing as you ask, the pigeon situation is nearly resolved! Just one more day of shit shovelling this weekend and then board up all the races so the fuckers can't get back in.

Is it ok that I stick around here with you guys too? Or is that bad manners? I really don't fancy going to a pregnancy board 😒

*races = eaves

Thanks lovelies! It went better than I thought so feeling relieved now. Now to see if the sicky feeling / cramps disappear 👀

@Cocoblue22 sometimes you jussttt need to get the POAS out of your system 🤷🏼‍♀️ I bought some cheapy tests for exactly this reason haha, cheap tests for ridiculously early pointless testing and keep FRERs for best 😂 I know how you feel!! I think it's difficult to feel positive when you've been there before and it wasn't a BFP, howevveerrr our day will come soon! 🤞🏻✨ And is it bad that I now want me Kipling cakes?! Haha. But you're right, chunky and happier is much better 🤗

@Katao whattt you were sick?! You're saying this as if it's your normal morning routine 😂 I'd have been peeing on sticks instantly 😂 how are you feeling now? Oh sorry just seen your further comment haha.

@Ltay2 @Amy00 sorry about your BFN girls 😔 I know a few people have said it on here but I do think looking to add something new each cycle helps to give some extra hope 🥰

@SmileyT aww you guys look like such a cool couple 😍

@Minster2012 Christ you've had a productive morning!! You've done more by 10am then I probably will all day haha. Dogging tales was my absolute fave shit programme 😂

@blodyn91 yes I need to read books before bed too to relax.

@Amy00 what a lovely way to look at it !

@diamondbutterfly omg yes 🙈😂 congrats !

@SmileyT I mean my profile is pretty much the same and OH is even worse I think his profile picture is from about 6 years ago and I don't think he's ever posted a picture of us or me I don't even know whether I appear on it other than pictures I've tagged him in 😂 you and OH look 👌🏼

@Ltay2 sorry about BFN!

@LV1987 I need to try M&S Kiev's I just know they're going to be banging 😹😻

@Skip86 OMG 6 hours in IKEA buying that sounds like my idea of heaven honestly 😍 yes do please stick around you're not allowed to leave !

@Skip86, did you actually think leaving us was an option? Ha!

@KateColx @Minster2012 I clearly need to watch this dogging programme 🤣

Off fit my dog walk will answer in a couple of hours, @skip86 don't you go anywhere butch 🥰💕

Still catching up from this morning.....

@KateColx hope presentation went well and you have chilled out afterwards x

@Minster2012 piss on the Oreo choc 😳 it's too good for pissing on cheaper than FRER tho 🤣 to be fair Id prob still want to eat it! Urine is sterile right?!? 🤣 also how have you done so much already! All I've managed is two cups of coffee and read MN! X

@Ltay2 @Amy00 sorry about bfns ☹️ x

@diamondbutterfly congratulations on BFP! Yes trust it it's not long out of date plus in out of date sticks it's a false negative that's likely so if you got a BFP it's fine x

@SmileyT nice legs whit woo x

@Skip86 6 hours in ikea! That's intense! Of course stay on our thread we don't want you to go! X

@katao, I also get nausea and sickness on my PM's, stinks

But ps @Amy00 yes OMG that Sarah basically just wanted to cheat on terry and had (he's a sap) and wanted an excuse and the programme confirmed what we all knew about dogging, it's for lorry drivers, oldies, & ppl with "issues" and budgies 😂😂@Lucyrp DO IT 😂

@Madz123 @Ltay2 and @amy00 sorry for BFN but ur not out until AF arrives so fingers crossed

@KateColx I hear u about stressing when work things are due. Om currently on carers leave but I manage a store and hated going to presentations etc. It was more the drive I hated as most of them were over 3hrs away. Thankfully I dont have to worry about then atm.

@diamondbutterfly
Congrats on the bfp girl. I'd be away to get a new test just to confirm but ohhh how exciting ❤

@dkdk123 we would be around the same height and size, but I was bigger on my other pregnancies and wasnt trying to lose weight. This time I'm doing slimming world and walking, which must be helping.

@Katao ahhh I was getting excited about ur nausea symptoms until I read ur 2nd post 😥

@Cocoblue22 ah kfc 🤤 my favourite. Haven't had 1 in months. I'm great at losing until something changes in my routine. Once I'm out of routine I pile it on. 😥

Welcome to the madhouse @Suemay803 lol

Alot to catch up on this morning. Nothing you report here.
6/7dpo, no CM, no more cramping, no sore boobs, nothing at all lol but that's not a bad thing I suppose.

Think I broke my DH 😂😂 hes shattered this 2 nights and out like a light when we go to bed. Luckily it didnt happen over fertile window 😂😂
Didn't sleep great myself, mind goes into overdrive. Trying to be laid back about what happens next and not stress over a bfn but in reality it's in my head non stop. About been excited to get a bfp or disappointed with a bfn. Ah well, time will tell. Nothing I can do to change it. 1st cycle so def not expecting a bfp