June Bus Bitches Drink TIL it's Pink (Bus 4)

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Congrats again to our first two BFPs @RiverRoo and @slimshadycousin ❤️

And good luck to all those still to test 🤞🥂

@kate890 - May 30th?
@kirsty0028 - June 1st
@Amy00 - June 1st
@thegirlwholived - June 1st
@fashu - June 2nd
@Runnergirl1 - June 2nd
@lksf - June 2nd
@littleRa - June 3rd
@onnaturescourse - June 3rd
@lucyrp - June 4th
@ltay - June 4th
@katecolx - June 4th
@katao - June 4th
@krk05 - June 5th
@crash1d - June 5th
@vil10 - June 6th
@bumdiggydiggybumdiggybum -
June 7th
@little11 - June 7th
@ttcmummy2021 - June 8th
@ttcgee - June 8th
@cocoblue22 - June 9th (negative 31st)
@watermelonwizard - June 9th
@firsttimetry - June 9th
@bic501 - June 9th
@33carr - June 10th
@pandarific - June 10th
@wildbutterfly - June 10th
@maybe333 - June 10th
@smilyT - June 10th
@notyetamumbuttrying - June 11th
@pixielou16 - June 11th
@bear127 - June 11th
@unluckyducky - June 11th
@sarahttc2020 - June 11th
@blodyn91 - June 12th
@juno231 - June 12th
@noble89 - June 12th
@Mococo1 - June 13th
@Minster2012 - June 14th
@Franklydear - June 15th
@jodi3 - June 15th
@clairey844 - June 15th
@newbie9 - June 17th
@sweetshop2020 - June 20th
@sydgal22 - June 20th
@dontgojasonwaterfalls - June 21st
@LV1987 - June 21st
@sausage1990 - July 1st
@Skip86

@Missgoldilocks threads drying up a bit like your fanny after banging solely for a child 😂😂😂 god I hope I get pregnant before I give up on banging I find it stressful enough without being able to enjoy the release 😩

@lucyrp ahh really hoping this is implantation sporting 🤞

I'm currently 4/5dpo (based on different apps) and based on my very intensive list there are about 25 of us ladies testing next week so think this is the calm before the storm, although not that calm as we'll be on bus 4 by the 4th June 🤪

Hahaha @Mococo1 if feeling meh was a sign then I'd have been pregnant by now 😂😂

Omg yes the flashing neon preggo sign above the bed would be nice 😂

@lucyrp omg we had sex today too and I then panicked after like what if I am and we've hurt my chances of implanting 😂🙈 I've officially gone mental.

Before we started trying for a baby I stumped on an old mums net thread and saw someone writing about how the two week wait was so bad and I genuinely remember thinking - 'it's only 2 bloody weeks it can't be that bad' how wroongggg I was

I have sore nipples and I’ve felt really sick today....although I went in the car for the first time since Mother’s Day so maybe it was that but I felt soooo sick this afternoon until I stuffed my face with pasta and ice cream and now feel much better! If it makes you feel better @lucyrp I couldn’t be bothered to even wash my hair today so I used the dry shampoo - I did shower tho! X

@Missgoldilocks I think you've arrived on que! Like when that friend goes and gets a round of jager when you all cant decide weather to go out out or home
🖕 to the crappy weather, to the waiting, to AF and all the BFN

@Missgoldilocks, hey biatch! I feel ya on the dining room table, told OH I was gonna do him on the Gin Corner he built and he was like "Eurgh, whatever" 😂😂 romance is defo dead, but I'm still gonna try the boob flash tonight 🤞brushing my hair may also help...

Sadly I’m out this month ladies . AF came yesterday. 3 days early.

Good luck to everyone! I really hope to see some BFP

See you on the next bus 🚌

Thank you so much everyone for your lovely messages! 💕 Hope you’re all doing good, sending hugs to everyone feeling meh.
@unluckyducky Yehh telling DP was lovely, basically just waved the test in his face, he was definitely shocked but he’s been super happy since he got over that 🙈 although he said he’s slightly disappointed he only got 2 weeks of sex out of trying hahahah.
If it helps anyone in the TWW my only real symptoms were my boobs tingling a bit (almost felt itchy?!) about 10-13dpo, feeling bloated and then since 10/11DPO I’ve been tired on/off all day but weirdly only my eyes feel tired.. like my body’s raring to go but my eyes just want me to close them

@Cocoblue22 the helicopter 😂😂 can land itself tonight eh?!!

I’ve been AWOL Cos I’ve just done the world shittiest family quiz with the in laws which my DH wasn’t even participating in after he us knackered from not sleeping well last night & disappearing from bed for 3 hours

In other news, I’m getting some def bits of blood wiping so def think AF will be here tomoz & my princess SIL is in hospital being induced for her second son when her first son turned 15 months last week (she’s 2 weeks over) in her words “we had sex like twice, maybe he sneezed on me 😂” ha bloody ha fertile bitch

@TTCgee I never knew how hard or long it could be, mate the 2 week wait is the LONGEST 2 weeks of my life, half way through I start going mental googling every little sign even if it's the same sign as last cycle, then saying maybe I am?? Mate 😂 nut job after this crap

@KateColx loooool what is wrong with men? Is it so hard to finger a girl? Like honestly asking for a friend lol to this day my OH is shit at finding my but I like rubbed! Ummm how do you want a map each time love? Do you know what, just fuck me, good boy. Hahaha but obvi a man stabbing you with his fingers is a total no no I woukd have walked out too! He probably googled how to finger a girl after that 😂😩

@SmileyT I hope you never find out how bad it really can get 😂😂 it would help if my OH didn't take so long, probably the only time I'll ever complain that he takes long to finish, not conducive for trying for a baby!! Last cycle I tried that cup thing, it only got stuck inside me! My OH had to pull it out of me while I sat on the toilet. Wouldn't recommend that 😂 wasted 25 quid ffs

@Minster2012 it certainly can land itself 🤣 made me laugh 🚁 x

Boo to AF! Could it be spotting? And haha at your SIL description 🤣 x

@Minster2012 ha bloody ha fertile bitch 😂😂😩 my friend found out I was trying for a while and goes "oh I missed the pill once and fell" well fuck you fertile wurtile.
Then there's my mother who says she just looks at a dick and falls pregnant, well, how about passing that gene to me then??

@Minster2012 eurgh one of my OH's mates bird is like that, she's the one gf no one likes and she always goes on about how quickly they got pregnant, 'we must be so fertile', take your open door womb and get out hun 👋🏻 😂

@Missgoldilocks Looool 'good boy'. Honestly I swear foreplay is a gift only some guys are blessed with, others you just have to hope that they're a good shag because they ain't gonna get you off any other way 😂

@SmileyT is it time for an updated list? I can’t keep up with who our BFPs are and who’s due to test soon! X

@KateColx open door womb 😂 I'm dead!

Well I'm not due to test soon I'm just finishing af 🙄

@KateColx mmm... This guy I met on tinder I'd been on a few dates with 👀 I went back to his (I was already smashed) we started having sex and suddenly I was just absolutely repulsed by him but honestly I couldn't be bothered to leave so I proceeded to pretend to be asleep but as he continued to rub his tiny dick on my leg I was suddenly overcome with nausea, I got up wasn't sure where the bathroom was so threw up out the window. Still wanted to bang me afterwards... men 🙄

@Missgoldilocks did you get the fertilily conception cup thing? I tried out a menstrual cup but doubt it's helped 😩

@Minster2012 well I hope that if AF is arriving you at least have a cycle length to base things on and start a fresh, it's a sign your body is doing what it should be xx

@SmileyT 😂😂😂😂 tbf the thought of him rubbing his tiny dick on your leg had even made me feel sick. My friend went home with a guy on a night out, touched his dick and realised it wasn't worth the effort of shagging him so then pretended she was tired and went to sleep 😂 I just had this vision of her snatching her hand away in horror and being like 'I'm sooo sleepy'.

@Cocoblue22 as requested updated list - anyone let me know if you want to be added or have a wrong date before the new bus.

@Runnergirl1 - June 1st BFP (BFN at 9dpo)
@slimshadycousin - May 31st (vfl 30th May -BFP May 31st)
@RiverRoo - May 31st (vfl May 30th - BFP May 31st)
@onnaturescourse - June 2nd BFP (vfl June 1st)
@picallilly19 - June 3rd BFP

@kate890 - May 30th?
@fashu - June 2nd?

@kirsty0028 - June 3rd (Tested 30th/ 31st)
@catherinettc - June 4th (Tested June 3rd)
@ltay - June 4th
@katao - June 4th (Tested 30th May)
@krk05 - June 5th
@hogrider - June 5th
@vil10 - June 6th
@katecolx - June 6th (Tested June 2nd)
@sarah1253 - June 6th
@bumdiggydiggybumdiggybum -
June 7th
@little11 - June 7th
@thegirlwholived - June 8th (Tested 29th)
@ttcmummy2021 - June 8th
@ttcgee - June 8th
@lucyrp - June 8th
@cocoblue22 - June 9th (negative 31st)
@watermelonwizard - June 9th
@firsttimetry - June 9th
@bic501 - June 9th
@littleRa - June 10th (Tested 3rd June)
@33carr - June 10th
@pandarific - June 10th
@wildbutterfly - June 10th
@smilyT - June 10th
@db20 - June 11th
@notyetamumbuttrying - June 11th
@clolo - June 11th
@pixielou16 - June 11th
@bear127 - June 11th
@unluckyducky - June 11th
@sarahttc2020 - June 11th
@blodyn91 - June 12th
@juno231 - June 12th
@noble89 - June 12th
@Mococo1 - June 13th
@tinks123 - June 13th
@Minster2012 - June 14th
@Franklydear - June 15th
@ss123456 - June 15th
@jodi3 - June 15th
@clairey844 - June 15th
@newbie9 - June 17th
@sweetshop2020 - June 20th
@sydgal22 - June 20th
@dontgojasonwaterfalls - June 21st
@LV1987 - June 21st
@maybe333 - June 22nd
@mcbee26 - June 26th
@skip86 - June 28th
@sausage1990 - July 1st
@MURU
@lksf - June 2nd
@missgoldilocks
@lucie91
@amy00 - 5th July
@crash1d

@KateColx yeah I've had such a dodgy stomach like feeling sicky and the other end!!

Omg your story 😂😂 I csnt think of my worst one 😂🙈

@SmileyT I'm hoping so too 🙈🤷🏼‍♀️

@TTCgee everytime OH comes near me I'm like be careful hun there could be a bean in there don't want to poke them too hard incase they fall out 🙈

@Cocoblue22 I nearly didn't wash mine but it was day 4 of greasy hair and I thought I'd feel worse if I didn't wash it today so I caved 😂

My worst sex experience was probably going back to this guys flat the first time knowing we were going to get it on and upon arriving realising he had a studio flat and the bedroom and living room were the same space and 4 of his mates were also there with their "pieces" and was expected to shag him in the same room as all of them at the same time. Never been so mortified. I left abruptly and didn't speak to him again 😂😂😂

@SmileyT @KateColx sickening men 😂 I did that, felt this guys dick and was like wow you might as well just finger me so didn't let him do anything to me tbf, just pretended I suddenly got cold feet. He called me a dick tease, I thought, can you even call that a dick? Like hell.
I think ONE of my urgh sex moments was with this guy, just did not like him after the first round literally made me sick so to get him to stop trying to hump I grabbed the box of condoms when he wasn't looking and hid them behind the toilet LOOOL he suspected but I ass just like, you're off your rocker mate

@lucyrp what the FUCK 😂😂😂😂 are they okayyyyyyyy hahahaha what the heeeck

@KateColx my worst sex experience still haunts me to this day🤢
So about 5 years ago id been chatting to this lad for a while and met him a couple of time and my parents went on holiday so obviously I invited him round whilst he was on his dinner break at work, I wasn’t properly attracted to him but he was nice so I felt awful whenever I tried to pie him, anyway we got frisky (in my new crisp white lovely expensive bedding that my mum bought me as a treat before going away), he starts going down on me but I weren’t really in the mood but a minute later I thought jeez I’m well wet, surely I’m not that turned on, he pulls his head up and he’s covered in blood so I’m like omg I’ve come on my actual period whilst this poor lad has had his tongue in there, obviously I was like omg I’m not on I promise, he got up rushed to the bathroom shouting “it’s me I’ve got a nose bleed” I lie there cringing my tits off then look at my bedding, RUINED!! He comes back in holding a tissue to his nose apologising because he gets them all the time and it must’ve been because he had his head down, I just went “will you leave” and he goes “but I’m not due back to work for another 30 mins” I said I don’t care just leave, safe to say I didn’t speak to him again, and I had to pay for the same bedding again because I didn’t want my mum knowing what had happened😭😭🤢

@SmileyT AF is due 15th June, so will be testing then, if not a few days before 😉

@KateColx, @SmileyT BRILLIANT

And “open womb” yeah there’s a few of those around here, they can all do one. They all love to tell me how “no we didn’t find it difficult”

DH just been sent pic of SIL, BIL & new son looking radiant. Makes me even more bitter as she like to think of herself as an insta queen posting her perfect life but I get all the whatapps about how shit she feels blah blah blah

Anyways.....my story is from when I was about 23 and when to a New Year’s Eve party with mates, I ended up getting with this guy, who I kinda knew through mates, & fancied, I went back to his & started getting down to it except his fella wasn’t playing ball. Probs too drunk. We gave up & thought we’d save it til the morning & duly started to have rather loud sex in the morning until we heard from the next room similar loud noises but he looked quite shocked. Ok I thought his housemate. We went into the kitchen to get coffee after a while & in walked his dad with someone he didn’t know. Ensue awkward introductions, except his Dad & I who met 2 weeks before when I started to work for him. Needless to say I left pretty quickly.

Omg you win the best story @Vil10 I actually LOL'd 😂🤣

Girls I am dying at these 😂😂😂😂

@Minster2012 stoppp! Left his house or your job pretty quickly?! 😂😂😂