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Funny dtd stories

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Mummytoboyxx · 02/08/2018 10:22

I’ve been ttc since Christmas, with mc in April, so we’re still in the long, slow and emotional process of ttc. So in the meantime I thought I would share a funny dtd story to hopefully bring some light relief to others in the same boat...

So dh was heading out the other night but it was a good day for us to try. We decided to have a quickie before he went out. Put 3 year old ds to bed and shut dog out in the hall. Dh felt under pressure already due to time. This wasn’t helped with numerous interruptions. 1. Ds wanted his covers adjusting 2. Ds had a poo on the potty and wanted to show me 3. Ds had sore bum from said poo and wanted cream on his bum 4. Dog starts howling to be let in. In the end we successfully finished, and had to laugh about what our sex life had come to!

Hope that made you smile. Feel free to over share!

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ReginaPhalange89 · 02/08/2018 12:11

once during a quickie , managed to lean on my phone and call my dad. Who didn't answer.... Instead he received a lovely voicemail 🙈 not even funny haha. absolutely mortified

Mummytoboyxx · 02/08/2018 14:40

Brilliant! 😂

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LookingAtTheStars89 · 02/08/2018 15:02

@ReginaPhalange89. Man I would die!! What did you say??

Shapelyglass · 02/08/2018 15:05

We were dtd the other month and I looked over his shoulder to see our dogs face looking back at me.. he then decided the best place to fall asleep was DHs back.. Hmm kinda ruined it tbh!

Mummytoboyxx · 02/08/2018 15:34

😂

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Triskaidekaphilia · 02/08/2018 20:42

The cats keep coming in and watching us, or looking away but staying in the room. Had to DTD squashed over one side of the bed yesterday because one of them decided to curl up against the back of my legs during foreplay so we had to let him have that side of the bed Grin

After the first time we tried DH rolled my legs up over my head afterwards and we both started laughing Grin

Also the panic when we were in my parents spare bed with no tissues to hand Blush

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